njimny

Call me papi chulo

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Come back Mar, boys is fucked we got the tree screwed to the roof

[njimny @salviawizard666]

@Chance_Particle So such thing, every song needs a saxophone solo

[njimny @salviawizard666]

A quesadilla is just an adult omelete with a coat on

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Ever been knocked out and gummed up?

[njimny @salviawizard666]

@Chance_Particle @BurgerKing That's what you get for going to burger King in the first place

[njimny @salviawizard666]

"Stop doing that or I'll punch you in the fuckin face" - my dad to a 10 year old

[jame @kloogans]

i wish i could vape a mcdouble

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Hope I die at 46 drunk driving in a corvette

[njimny @salviawizard666]

"Me buddy one day he pulls out the dry mackerel from he pocket and just hoofs into er"

[njimny @salviawizard666]

@Chance_Particle Praise the old gods

[memory lane @bitchiwas999]

Sonic and Mario ain’t have to go this hard
https://t.co/t2HVrU0ISW

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Sorry I can't hear you over the size of those tits

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Only creation story I care about is the song women by Def Leppard

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Girl could suck start a 7.3 in the dead of winter

[njimny @salviawizard666]

"I've probably fucked just ad many dudes as my wife has"

[njimny @salviawizard666]

I was 23 until I was 30, best years of my life

[njimny @salviawizard666]

I don't fuck unless I pay for it

[njimny @salviawizard666]

Skipping rocks = low energy, lotsa fun