count olaf apologist

where is the baudelaire fortune she/her

[count olaf apologist @salxpal]

reply with your favorite word

[P.E. Moskowitz @_pem_pem]

one time i ate an edible and then got in n out burger and then went home and put on curb your enthusiasm and then the edible was way stronger than i thought and i started sobbing like tears pouring down my cheeks thinking about how much genius can be contained in one man

[count olaf apologist @salxpal]

Plzzz...Can you help me to win 4 Freebies？Absolutely Yes！
https://t.co/NwI7TSioPV

[g a b y @gabydvj]

female friendship is all about taking turns being insane. first one of you is crazy and the other has to counterbalance by being normal. then thirty minutes later you get to trade

[Fin @gofinurself]

nobody:
me to my alien: so it’s called AMC A-List and basically you pay $25 a month and get to see up to 3 movies a week which, if you think about it, is worth it even if you go just twice a month…

[count olaf apologist @salxpal]

mitski said, don't fucking forget to Be the Cowboy

[ESPN @espn]

A’ja Wilson’s 53 points ties the WNBA record for most points in a game 😤

What a night for the 2-time MVP 👏 #ThatsAW

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey i’m in the knick knack aisle at goodwill and thought of you

[count olaf apologist @salxpal]

@mroganwhite untangling the yarn of fate with the girlies

[َ @gir1genius]

i cant stop thinking about these socks…….

[َ @gir1genius]

snoopy image of the day

[cats being weird little guys 👅 @weirdlilguys]

1 for me 1 for you

[Christin @hexprax]

I love that beavers have a genetic dislike of the sound of running water . They’re born at the river like Goddamn shut the fuck up What’s with all this fucking racket Jesus Christ?? Can Somebody do something about this fucking noise?? Fine .. Nevermind. I’ll take care of it

[َ @gir1genius]

me and you

[Mitski Updates @MitskiUpdates]

Mitski says her greatest achievement is “to have loved people” she hopes her new album, The Land is Inhospitable and So Are We, will continue to make that love shine long after her death.

[Drew Landry @MrDrewLandry]

Greta Gerwig realizing she accidentally paved the way for Lena Dunham’s “Polly Pocket” movie

[berry @sckberry]

Girls when Fleabag said “I love you” and the Priest replied with “it will pass”.

[Dr Sean Travers @seanjetravers]

Take him to the mojo dojo casa house

[Dead Oceans @DeadOceans]

let the feast begin

[Black-Owned SC @blackownedsc]

The first Black Barbie was created by Spartanburg, South Carolina native Kitty Black Perkins in 1980. She was also the first Black designer for Barbie when she was hired at 28. She rose in the company after a decade, hiring more Black designers