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@wdsu In modern America, how can a simple Mylar balloon prompt no water for a major metropolitan city? Do you mean to say there are no safeguards you could put in place to prevent this? Imagine if this happens during the Super Bowl with the whole world watching. What an embarrassment!

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@leigha_mcneil In modern America, how can a simple Mylar balloon prompt no water for a major metropolitan city? Do you mean to say there are no safeguards you could put in place to prevent this? Imagine if this happens during the Super Bowl with the whole world watching. What an embarrassment!

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@SWBNewOrleans In modern America, how can a simple Mylar balloon prompt no water for a major metropolitan city? Do you mean to say there are no safeguards you could put in place to prevent this? Imagine if this happens during the Super Bowl with the whole world watching. What an embarrassment!

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I can snap my fingers about a hundred times in just a few seconds. If only the snaps would make stuff appear or disappear - I’m still working on that next step. #MyDumbSuperpower

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@PrimeShon True, but don’t forget the following axiom:
Brady > Brees > Rodgers

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@lafcadiohearn2 @skooks I’m near lake and my house shook and dogs went berserk.

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@andydhorowitz I did see a meteorite/ shooting star over lake pontchartrain 2 nights ago, but no boom then. Maybe another meteorite this time, but larger or hitting atmosphere at different angle and caused sonic boom? Or gas line explosion. It rocked my entire house.

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@IfIWereMagneto @samertins That’s good news. A few nights ago, I saw shooting star/meteorite over lake pontchartrain. Maybe a small meteorite hit at just the right angle and caused a small sonic boom? Or gas line explosion?

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@samertins @IfIWereMagneto On Reddit saying fire dept dispatched on Robert e lee, and near Paris intersection. There is a gas station nearby.

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@vbagate @dcbigjohn Reddit saying near Roberty lee and Paris. There is gas station there

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@adeletiblier @TomRocheNOLA There is gas station there

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@dcbigjohn At lakefront, and I thought a car had hit my house bc my whole house shook and dogs went crazy

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@IfIWereMagneto At lakefront, and the boom shook my walls. I thought a car had hit my home.

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@espn I really want my son to grow up and play football and be potentially hit like Baker! Great sport!

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@espn ‘Tis a civilized sport, where one can be paralyzed on any given play.

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@snowlikejonn Exactly, QED. he’s got the cojones, but it is ok to admit he’s not particularly skilled in everything outside of being a QB.

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@snowlikejonn admit this: just bc you are a great qb doesn’t mean you can do x, y, z, like win an Oscar or cure cancer or be a clever podcaster. Brees is one of the great ones arguably the best as qb. But dem skills like not blinking and licking your fingers don’t translate to broadcasting.

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@snowlikejonn Okayyyyyyy, then, Brees for president.