Kampala Parody

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[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

As a Christian,What's your favorite Bible verse?

[Mukyaala Wandera 🧡 @OmutakaW]

My proudest moment is when I went to a kafunda to chill and found somebody reading my stories. I was so humbled! 😭❤️✊🏾

You people are reading the stories, and pushes me to do MORE!

Let’s get it.

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

WATCH: MPs pay tribute to His Highness Prince Karim Al-Hussaini Aga Khan IV.
#MonitorUpdates
📹: David Lubowa

[The New Vision @newvisionwire]

LET'S PARY

Dear God, may You enable us to forgive and forget each other's mistakes. May You release us from the bondage of unforgiving and teach us to love one another as you do us. Amen

[The New Vision @newvisionwire]

LET'S PRAY

Father in heaven, hallowed by your name, may your kingdom come and your will be done on earth as it is in heaven. We seek you for our daily provision. Lord, search our hearts and forgive us our error, may we walk blameless before you. We commit the day in your hands, watch over us, in Jesus' name, Amen.🙏

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

TASO is no more

#usecondoms

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

She's not yet but i believe in the art of nature 🌝🌝

[Nada Andersen @NadaAndersen]

Good morning. Has she resigned yet?

[Manifest Your Higher Self💫 @Higher_Self1111]

Claim it!💫

[Global Statistics @Globalstats11]

Global Decline in Birth Rates: 1950-2024

1. 🇰🇷 South Korea: 88%
2. 🇨🇳 China: 83%
3. 🇹🇭 Thailand: 81%
4. 🇯🇵 Japan: 80%
5. 🇮🇷 Iran: 75%
6. 🇧🇷 Brazil: 74%
7. 🇨🇴 Colombia: 72%
8. 🇲🇽 Mexico: 72%
9. 🇵🇱 Poland: 71%
10. 🇹🇷 Turkey: 70%
11. 🇷🇺 Russia: 69%
12. 🇸🇦 Saudi Arabia: 69%
13. 🇲🇾 Malaysia: 68%
14. 🇲🇦 Morocco: 67%
15. 🇺🇦 Ukraine: 67%
16. 🇵🇹 Portugal: 66%
17. 🇮🇹 Italy: 66%
18. 🇨🇦 Canada: 65%
19. 🇮🇳 India: 65%
20. 🇵🇪 Peru: 65%
21. 🇧🇩 Bangladesh: 64%
22. 🇲🇲 Myanmar: 63%
23. 🇪🇸 Spain: 63%
24. 🇻🇳 Vietnam: 62%
25. 🇮🇩 Indonesia: 61%
26. 🇩🇿 Algeria: 60%
27. 🇪🇬 Egypt: 59%
28. 🇳🇵 Nepal: 59%
29. 🇵🇭 Philippines: 58%
30. 🇻🇪 Venezuela: 57%
31. 🇿🇦 South Africa: 54%
32. 🇺🇸 United States: 54%
33. 🇦🇺 Australia: 53%
34. 🇫🇮 Finland: 52%
35. 🇸🇪 Sweden: 51%
36. 🇫🇷 France: 51%
37. 🇳🇱 Netherlands: 50%
38. 🇮🇸 Iceland: 50%
39. 🇦🇷 Argentina: 49%
40. 🇳🇴 Norway: 49%
41. 🇳🇿 New Zealand: 48%
42. 🇩🇰 Denmark: 48%
43. 🇧🇪 Belgium: 47%
44. 🇦🇹 Austria: 46%
45. 🇰🇪 Kenya: 46%
46. 🇩🇪 Germany: 45%
47. 🇨🇭 Switzerland: 45%
48. 🇱🇺 Luxembourg: 44%
49. 🇾🇪 Yemen: 44%
50. 🇮🇪 Ireland: 43%
51. 🇬🇭 Ghana: 43%
52. 🇺🇿 Uzbekistan: 42%
53. 🇮🇶 Iraq: 41%
54. 🇪🇪 Estonia: 41%
55. 🇬🇧 United Kingdom: 40%
56. 🇱🇻 Latvia: 40%
57. 🇱🇹 Lithuania: 39%
58. 🇨🇿 Czech Republic: 38%
59. 🇵🇰 Pakistan: 38%
60. 🇸🇰 Slovakia: 37%
61. 🇭🇺 Hungary: 36%
62. 🇸🇮 Slovenia: 35%
63. 🇭🇷 Croatia: 34%
64. 🇧🇦 Bosnia & Herzegovina: 33%
65. 🇷🇸 Serbia: 32%
66. 🇲🇪 Montenegro: 31%
67. 🇲🇰 North Macedonia: 30%
68. 🇦�� Albania: 29%
69. 🇧🇬 Bulgaria: 28%
70. 🇷🇴 Romania: 27%
71. 🇲🇩 Moldova: 26%
72. 🇬🇷 Greece: 25%
73. 🇨🇾 Cyprus: 24%
74. 🇮🇱 Israel: 23%
75. 🇯🇴 Jordan: 22%
76. 🇳🇬 Nigeria: 21%
77. 🇱🇧 Lebanon: 21%
78. 🇸🇾 Syria: 20%
79. 🇯🇲 Jamaica: 19%
80. 🇨🇩 DRC: 10%

Source:United Nations Population Division (UNPD)

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

Esau ogu omuhwejju tompa enamba yye🌝🌝

[ESAU @Esau_Matsiko]

Happy birthday Nimi 🥳👏

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

@mtnug musazzeewo muneyambulileko omwezi guno😭😭🤣🤣
Naye ngaa nsimye nyoo since October akasente kange nkalaba

[Path of Men @PathOfMen_]

1 day no porn = less stress
7 days no porn = confidence
21 days no porn = happiness
30 days no porn = productivity
4 months no porn = smashing goals
1 year no porn = dreams becoming reality

Are you ready to do it?

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

Otunda kki tukigulle🙂🙂

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

Kabaka Mwenda
President Museveni
Honorable Kyagulanyi
Doctor Kiza Besigye

There we can involve the population widely

[Ian Rumanyika @irumanyika]

Who is the most widely beloved Ugandan currently alive?

[Daily Monitor @DailyMonitor]

If you had to write a letter to President Museveni about his 39 years in power, what would your main message be?
#MonitorUpdates
#NRMAt39

[The New Vision @newvisionwire]

Sweet Jesus, may your abundant blessings be upon my family. Though I'm fighting hard battles, give me strength and courage to overcome any challenges and succeed. Help me resist the worries of this world and rely on Your strength and Power in Jesus' name. Amen! 🙏🙏

#VisionUpdates

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

Abeg we are too busy heading to valentines 🌝🌝🤣🤣

[JM @educatedhustler]

Today, I found this beautiful scripture: “I will give you back seven times what you lost.” Joel 2:25.

If you believe God will multiply your losses, please say Amen.

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

I don't care who wants to hear this👌👌

[Shan… 🦋♥️ @iam_sharon256]

Enjoy every moment 🤗💃🏾

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

Dad:Avoid old women,they are users
The old women 👇👇

[Kampala Parody @sam22528]

@OmutakaW I want to send you money for being beautiful not serving the country 🙂🙂