Sam Gannon

"Professional procrastinator with a PhD in finding snacks at the back of the pantry. Probably thinking about Whataburger right now."

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

@chuckthetrader NOK. Shorted it Tuesday when we broke mondays low. Took the week down and thought we could take the month outside. Got stopped out today. Do you see a setup here one way or another. Kind of looks like bears are exhausted on the weakly and we could trade back up into a broadening

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

“Dad, who was Big Play Slay?”

[Darius Slay @bigplay24slay]

BigPlay✌🏾

[Mr. Movements @ETheNomadic]

@AutismCapital Lots of deflecting and complaining about his feelings, but NO denial or unequivocal response to say "No. I had nothing to do with it and I'm happy to use my considerable resources to support an independent investigation". Smells rotten to me.

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Just did three rounds of a Fantasy baseball rookie draft. Excited to wait 8 years to see if my selections pan out.

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Friend: Just Venmo me whenever! No rush.

Me, three months later, in bed at 1am: oh no…

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Taylor Swift fans reacting to the most mind numbing, thoughtless lyric to ever be written:

“[quotes said lyrics] Like what?!? Are you kiddinggggg me?!?”

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Taylor Swift fans reacting to a very common occurrence

“It was rare, I was there 💕🫶🏻”

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

I need you guys to do an end of year Spotify style wrapped. Tell me how many patty melts I’ve eaten this year @Whataburger

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Idk what mine means

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Women are you still interested in the future

[hk$ @1highklass]

Misogyny check. Let your phone complete the sentence

“Women are…”

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

@CoachKerryon Congrats Coach KJ!

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

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[Sleeper @SleeperHQ]

How many fantasy leagues are you in this year? 🤔

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Absolutely no one:

Me: give me my munnnnnnyyyy 🤌🏼

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Seeing everyone in my hometown upset and afraid of the Harris-Walz unrealized gains tax policy is so wild because I didn’t realize they were all trillionaires.

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

I have completely compromised my Spotify wrapped by playing the same three songs on repeat for the last two weeks.

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

“I was raised by ̶a̶ ̶w̶o̶m̶a̶n̶ ̶w̶h̶o̶ ̶w̶a̶s̶ ̶h̶a̶r̶d̶ ̶t̶o̶ ̶i̶m̶p̶r̶e̶s̶s̶ (emotionally unavailable parents), and I carry that shit real deep in my chest.”

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Wish my reality was as simple as everyone else’s. Who needs nuance when you have absolutes? I envy the unfettered confidence in y’all’s world view.

[Sam Gannon @samGgannon]

Our current timeline is so obviously manipulated by time travelers. This is a serious take.

[Karen McGee @karenmotherof2]

Shooter must’ve been Bronny James the way he went 1/8