Sam Vandiver

Follow @samVanDiverr since I cant log into this account anymore

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

If you want to lose weight in the new year you gotta try this! These before and afters from last yea http://t.co/QPtr7eqWBz

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

Through my phone anymore so I'm making a new twitter I guess. Follow @samvandiverr :(

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

@Twitter is being lame and won't let me reset my password because I can't get into the email I originally used. And I won't have access

[The Fuss Boutique @TheFussBoutique]

"Did I tell you about that time that my mom's car broke down in Compton?" -cwatts #fussquotes

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

It's my day off. Why am I awake right now?

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

I'M REALLY BAD AT RAPPING

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

@JoeAAlonzo and I takin ovaaaaa ONE CITY AT A TIME

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

Man. I tried to be whimsical and do sparklers in my lake of a parking lot and got my foot caught in the storm drain and scraped it all up :(

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

A year and a half ago vs now http://t.co/N91ZHT03Tu

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

@sborlin or my phone calls :(

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

@sborlin I think you are not getting my texts and its making me look like a doucher

[The Fuss Boutique @TheFussBoutique]

"You two seem close. What's a good armpit sniff between friends?" #fussquotes

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

@_jermzzz na dawg not I

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@_jermzzz

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@sborlin AWRRR MISH YEW

[bingo mama @sborlin]

*listens to Would It Kill You* *runs into @samVanDIVER 's arms*

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

When all these people like/comment on pictures I tag other people in on Facebook

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

"You've just gotta remember, WWBD? What. Would. Buffy. Do?"

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

Looking cool mostly http://t.co/LTCYyZE7nF

[Sam Vandiver @samVanDIVER]

Holy fucking shit I just saw a tornado form on the beach and blow a lot of stuff and nearly people away and then it dispersed