Sam

A lot of ???, !!!, polls and tweets ab food

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Hopefully no one uses Twitter anymore and I can store this text from my dad here

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Can’t believe I’ve really been lovebombed and ghosted

[Sam @sam__salomon]

I am so coooooked

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Just going to leave this here

[Sam @sam__salomon]

I cannot wait to do nothing tomorrow

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Living alone means applying lotion to the sunburn on your back with a lint roller

[Sam @sam__salomon]

SONIC milkshakes are a problem

[Sam @sam__salomon]

“If you were a dog you’d get put down.”

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Not to be greedy or anything but could really go for a new @NoahKahan album

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Bring back choco tacos

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Crazy how you can feel so loved and so unloved at the same time

[Sam @sam__salomon]

The first year my ex and I had our cat he had her send me flowers for Mother’s Day, and I fear the memory of it haunts me every year and breaks me a little more each time!!!!!!!

[Sam @sam__salomon]

“I need the biggest coke they offer”
-The amount of coke I drank-

[Sam @sam__salomon]

An everything shower, fresh PJs and dinner on the couch accompanied by Wheel of Fortune is an ideal evening

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Getting your hopes up is so silly!! Never do it!! A negative Nancy I will remain!!

[Sam @sam__salomon]

If burning a pumpkin spice candle in April is wrong, I don’t want to be right

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Can’t believe my MRI comfort music has become Papa Roach…

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Here to announce something big…My new favorite noodle is now the egg noodle

[Sam @sam__salomon]

Balance is: Buying your first ever pair of size 0 jeans then spending $40 on Dubai chocolate!!!

[Sam @sam__salomon]

My boyfriend got me a Le Creuset for Valentine’s Day!!!!!!!!!!!