sambayuhoh

the quaintest baddie

[Stereogum @stereogum]

When Charlie Puth wants lunch, he tells his driver, "I’m hungies!” https://t.co/rFkRfJAXBB

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

The artist behind this painting, Criselda Vasquez, painted this portrait of her parents in 2017. The man in this painting, her father, was recently taken by ICE. He has lived in the United States for forty years. This loss has made it hard for the family to support themselves. If you want to support them, you can go to their GoFundMe here:

https://t.co/Mgp7W8m5xJ

[Dionne Warwick @dionnewarwick]

Where did Jack Harlow even find such a hat???

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

guy is trying to flirt with me in the line for the restrooms and I'm so #fullofPoop

[Kelly! @KellyOsbourne]

SHAME on U @Starbucks #PissedMyOwnPants in this location because UR shameful employees refused to let me use the 🚽 I have piss in my shoe 🖕🏼

[Joyce Carol Oates @JoyceCarolOates]

SAD--seasonal affect disorder.

[The Onion @TheOnion]

Quentin Tarantino Slams Paul Dano As Worst Actor On Wikifeet https://t.co/OvhBwKaQzL

[Graham Platner for Senate @grahamformaine]

"If I stand with you, will you fight with me? Will you stand up for me?"

My answer:

[Perfume Genius @perfumegenius]

Not liking something is so corny. Oh you didn’t like it?????? !???

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

We celebrate together 🏳️‍🌈

[The Kelly Clarkson Show @KellyClarksonTV]

Happy Trans Day of Visibility! 🏳️‍⚧️ @redhotorg #TRANSA

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

@moderatelycold finally you watched grown ups 2

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

#NewProfilePic

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

btw if you’re my employer i’m not drunk and have never been drunk im going to church tomorrow and im working hard on fruit snack post copy

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

the mean girls remix with julian casablanca hits so hard when you’re guinness drunk

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

@fridahalo very very felt. but i hope you know the world is a better and beautiful place simply because you’re here.

[Old School Boston @OldSchoolBoston]

Nun Day at Fenway Park 1967. @RedSox @ChristianArcand

[Sexyy Red @SexyyRed314_]

I just voted!!! Don’t tell us what to do with our coochies!! #Kamala4President

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

i used to be funny

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

would say swear word but i’m employed
get me baked patio

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

just saw a baked potato on my timeline and i want it i need it so bad #regisphiblan

[sambayuhoh @sam_baylow]

this is not a joke if you live in the west harlem area i need a baked potato