Sam Cullum

It said don't think too hard now my head hurts

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@Shauna_Tweets @tohaboo Same. Broke my leg April 1st (I kid you not). Cast came off last week and I’m now expected to walk on it and do physio, which is agony!

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@m25dave @anon_opin As a deaf person, no you can’t.

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

How much of this money is staying in the UK? #comicrelief2024

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

The Rt Hon Rishi Sunak MP - Justice For Chunky - Sign the Petition! https://t.co/lVTHJ6d8fx via @UKChange

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@TweeetsOfDogs my rescue. Dumped at six weeks as ‘the runt of the litter and unable to sell’. Fell instantly in love with her sweet face. Rescue told me she was a Cockerpoo, turns out she’s a cocker/chihuahua cross. Love of my life.

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@TweeetsOfDogs Oh look at that happy smiley face - it was meant to be!

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

Ok confession time. I’m a little bit in love with Wynne. #CelebrityMasterChef

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@AndrewFart23535 @macygrayoffic @fesshole Not all pregnancies are ‘choice’. Could have been abuse or rape - have some empathy for your fellow human being, you don’t know their stories, as they don’t know yours. Be kind.

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

I love university challenge, and I’ve been a fan for as long as I can remember, but, as much as I love him, I now have to use subtitles to understand what Paxman is saying - and that breaks my heart xxx #UniversityChallenge

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

The make up - ffs is no one else noting that their makeup was put on with Homer Simpsoms makeup gun! #UniversityChallenge

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

#shamimabegum I am horrified by the absolute bile and lies coming out of this girls mouth. I am not convinced of her innocence. Everyone else’s fault except hers!

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@Baddiel Amazing show - I totally loved it. Made me think@about my reactions and pre conceptions. Very big message, well received.

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@StephenCrawsh14 Yes!

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

@1dmg Am I bovverred though?

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

Eva is going to say ‘am I bovvered’ when she loses isn’t she…. #mastermind

[Keven law @Kevenlaw]

@howardbatey Lol, if looks could kill 🤣🤣🤣 #mastermind

[Steven Wild @wild_564]

‘You’re making me go on #mastermind? THAT IS SO UNFAIR’

[Andrew Bodey 🇺🇦 @SPUD_67]

This thread sums up a large portion of my work day

[Sam Cullum @sam_cullum]

So youngest man child (26) has just been ‘forced’ to watch Lawrence of Arabia. Apparently it’s not ‘all that’. What have I raised???

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