sam ✿

semi stable one hundred year old man

[miss worm @missus_wormy]

there is no glory in suffering you honestly just need to get over it

[pleasure. @riverbedbeneath]

how i count exes— by personal significance. sometimes the unlabeled romantic experience was significant to me and it deserves to live in the romantic resume.

[✨bi-nosaur✨ @strugglesaurus]

Very happy to announce I’ve been this friend for many of my thinner friends once upon a time and every single one of them asked me to do it because the dudes were fucking creeps

[David @dqveed]

notice how the bear realized she wasn't interested and left her alone without calling her an ugly bitch

[josh @joshypooper]

you don’t love me and im being really brave about it

[Bisma Zafar 🩺 @thebismazafar]

the last stage of grief is not talking to your friends about it anymore :')

[sam ✿ @sam_denb]

@whoistavs "it's about me, not about you" ... right, it's about You not wanting to date Me. and guess what that is?? still about me lmfao

[Tavs @whoistavs]

E esse é o exemplo claro de qnd um homem diz que n quer namorar agr ele ta querendo dizer que não quer namorar VOCÊ agr

[jael @mockingbloom]

Is it ever casual?

[gul @goths4jesus]

They shouldve killed me back in December

[seraph @despaird0ll]

unfortunately for all of you my type is specifically my ex

[wa______________v @streetcarpy]

Like I’ve seen yalls boyfriends and relationships and I’m not impressed

[Mo @fruitpibble]

its like people set a 3 month timer on when they will stop fucking with you

[sarah @heavenbrat]

its june 1st which means everything is possible again, the sun is warm on your heart, you can keep trying over and over, and whats yours will find u with ease

[misa @misak1nz]

a full moon on the last day of the month. let it go

[Raven Lovette 🫧 @heyhoneyrae]

If a person creates space between us, I just let them be...if they never come to me & explain what the issue is, we’ll probably never talk again because I really just let people be. I’m fine with losing anyone who’s ok with losing me. I fought too hard for a lot of relationships.

[miia @miiagarro]

i have never met a man that hasn't said at least one thing that made me realize that they really are a man