Sam Ellefson

• Stand Up Comedian • Former Minnesota good boy (still wholesome, but over in Washington now) • I’ve been told I wear khakis too often • Check out my YouTube!

[Sam Ellefson @sam_ellefson]

Update the official PDX twitter just sent me a warning.

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@The_Last_Bot_ @Forward_Light @AngelaBelcamino @POTUS It depends on the base amount, but interest rates can legally be up to 10% and if you’re on income driven, it is very easy for you balance to become higher with regular payments.

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@NickNelsonMN 22 Jump Street.

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Twolves games are just not the same without the voice of @davebenz

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I’m loving the movement to allow teenagers to tricker treat and not be mean to them about it.

Like little kids are fine, they don’t need a reason to be happy. 17 year olds need a ready to be happy.

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@Kikiii_kb I’m not seeing it live anywhere? Where did you see that it’s live today?

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@kara_barkman Also, on a safe day, take a drive out of the city around sunrise. Something really beautiful about the sunrise on the little hills. OH and go up to Duluth for a day trip during fall. 10/10 recommend.

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@kara_barkman Lol you’ve got 30 days.

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@kara_barkman Honestly, we never carried cat littler and you likely wouldn’t need it unless you’ll be driving in the country. Make sure you’ve got a window scraper and brush, some nice winter gloves, and a good facial moisturizer.

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@kara_barkman I hope they do it right thus time.

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@jhalmaraz @davidhogg111 If you’ve been a public school teach et for 15 years, you should qualify for complete forgiveness. I until October, you can back date because the program was so sucky. Look up Public Service Loan Program

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Trump: Where’s my passports??

Assistant who was supposed to keep track of them: Gone, the FBI must have taken them!

[Sam Ellefson @sam_ellefson]

What if he isn’t lying and just actually lost his passports. I used to blame my brother in the same way when I’d lose my GameBoy games.

[Norah O'Donnell 🇺🇸 @NorahODonnell]

NEW: According to a DOJ official, the FBI is NOT in possession of former President Trump's passports. Trump had accused the FBI of stealing his three passports during the search of his Mar-a-Lago home.

[🩷💙🥦 Broccoli Guy 🥦💙🩷 @BroccoliGuyJim]

Hi @XFLDragons,

pls don't forget about me as you start to make decisions on who to hire for your GameDay entertainment staff! I'd love an interview to see if I could be the right fit! 💖🥦

-Broccoli Guy

[Sam Ellefson @sam_ellefson]

@rachellaundry The faintest of positives🥲

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@kara_barkman @megomarie15 Alcoholism is much worse there. We can’t drown our sorrows in Mountains.

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@BossBentz Yeah, Vando was great to watch. He played how I tried to in HS. I’ll miss laughing at Pat’s antics.

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@ArijanaRamic Oh that’s very cool!

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Why is the Ohio Governor candidate campaigning on border security? Who are they trying to keep out, West Virginians?