sam

i don’t always tweet, but when I do, I talk about music, sports, or shit that just rustles my jimmies.

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@HamedBoxing @TheNotoriousMMA This idiot paid for it?😂

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@miradreaamy 24kg how is this so hard for some people

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@BhattiLaib9960 You’re definitely overreacting. The fact that you thought anybody would agree with this logic is concerning.

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@Bashprofitsug @Sparklight123 @WhiteHouse Did you just assume our religion? HATE CRIME!

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@jim_pennington @PamelaHensley22 Enemies… Low IQ… Hateful… Extremists…

It’s not hate if it’s the truth.

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@MagaRscumbags @johnpavlovitz You’re quite the sheep; believing everything that the news tells you.

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Just cleaned my car and found 20 french fries bro i don’t even eat fast food

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@cecegkh How many kids and dogs have to die for people to remember enough NOT to do this?? As sad as that is to say.

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@yoavepstein271k @WarMonitorClips Zero attempt at de escalation from the killer, as well. This was definitely warranted. Are you dunce?

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@sensiblemiddle @elonmusk You’re forgetting something

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@Topps It’s so cool to see Topps collaborate with the umpires also, like this Ángel Hernández cut auto.

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@fulcrum1058660 @NoContextHumans Entirely possible to survive a broken neck; most people who do receive full-body paralysis though.

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@BryanHoch I’ve said it once and I’ll say it again. We need City Connect jersey’s!!

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@twetsfyp

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@otokyo Women. We deal with women.

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@itsrosesm Finally, we can sleep at night.

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@jehniiee If there’s a penis waiting for me

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Imagine being able to find out where any random stranger lives, just by knowing their name.

This was life with phone books.

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@zarahussain999 @piersmorgan @realDonaldTrump Good thing these are promises then.