Sam L. Halfmann

No, my name isn't Mac.

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

FYI everyone at CPKC Stadium you can scan your tickets to get back in if you want to leave @thekccurrent #kcbaby

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

WHY ARE WE NOT GETTING UPDATES AT CPKC STADIUM??? @thekccurrent

[National Women’s Soccer League @NWSL]

Today's CBS match between the KC Current & the Orlando Pride remains under a weather delay.

When the match starts, it will be on https://t.co/lW5EFDck19.

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

Crying in the club

[Air Traffic Control Alerts @ATCAlerts]

🛑 Ground Stop at Baltimore/Washington International Airport (BWI) due to OTHER / OTHER. Flights halted.
#BWI #FAA #AirportDelays

[2025-06-09 01:05 UTC]

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@CourtneyAnjard What did I miss??

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@alyssabrette This is some real Monday shit for a Thursday. Thursday betrayed you!!

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@alyssabrette My goal is also 40 books this year!!

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

🎵 Once Amy Poehler makes her move, Tina Fey is free to check the king 🎵 #FallonTonight

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@alyssabrette RIGHT?! It’s embarrassing 💔

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

This is my beef. I spent so much time on the Grammy’s website today reading who won what. I want to see more awards during the show. More of the lesser known categories, too. Especially more awards for the behind the scenes work!

[hi @delicatelegends]

There are 94, YES 94, Grammy’s being won tonight and they are only announcing 9 during the show… there will be over 20 artists performing

When did it turn into a concert?

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@alyssabrette I’m so sorry! You deserve so much better

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@CourtneyAnjard You got this!

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

This was so devastating because we had already left the gate and were on our way to takeoff when we had to turn around and deplane in Detroit before finally cancelling the flight at 6pm ET.

[Kansas City International Airport @Fly_KansasCity]

Saturday 2:50pm Update - Due to rapid ice accumulation, the airfield at Kansas City International Airport (MCI) is currently closed to flight operations.

Check with your airline for specific flight information.

Additional status updates to follow. 🧵

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

With the snow plow broken at MCI should we send our friends and family with shovels to come help so people can fly in before the storm??

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@bigmoneyj is annoyed that topic of conversation last night with the fam was insurance, but I loved it.

[FLAVOR FLAV @FlavorFlav]

Note for the upcoming holiday season,,, some of us are on a sobriety journey and mocktails or non-alcoholic beer options make a big difference 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾

[Jen (ESC) 🇨🇦❤️🦋 @Smil3yAngel]

I have never once, in my 45 years of living, been harassed in a bathroom by a trans female.

However, I have been harassed by a man walking down the street minding my own business many, many, many, many times.

Gender neutral bathrooms aren't the problem.

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@OverConfidentC Last week I couldn’t figure out why my monitors were taking so long to turn on. I finally realized my computer wasn’t even in the same room. You’re not alone

[Sam L. Halfmann @sam_half]

@pghcaroline @thekccurrent It’s been like this for quite a while, too! It isn’t just because of the post season. We love our team 🩵