Timothee Chalamelord

Read my tweets if you want to

[Timothee Chalamelord @Sam_Hunted]

Dance like no one’s watching. You never know someone might like your moves.

[Timothee Chalamelord @Sam_Hunted]

440: gateway to the innerwest

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I’m a FOB

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If there’s one thing I know about David Beckham it’s that he respects women.

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paper towels are the goat

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you don't wanna be from afghanistan until you're filling out an online form

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I'm passerine aggressive (want to fight birds)

[Timothee Chalamelord @Sam_Hunted]

Me, I live life on the hungry side. If I’m not munching or having a chew then I’m probably hatching up a plan for my next nibble.

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This is without a doubt the last thing I see before my life ends

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Nothing worse than an interior designer with an ulterior motive

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I want to study the craft of acronising and come out with the next lmk

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Quite funny reading back on this tweet only a few years later and reflecting on how far I’ve come. Curious…

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I would be the best actor in Hollywood today if they gave me a chance.

[Timothee Chalamelord @Sam_Hunted]

One day you’ll find your feet in the big city little one. #ohtheplacesyoullgo

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Everyone's meeting famous people and I'm all lonely in Newcastle @sydney_sider #regionalnsw

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New phrase: “and it rains in Dubai”

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Running around me room to make the wind on my face feel like a fan

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@emilymbgr Winging?

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Ent nuttin worse than going on a trip and realising you forgot your favourite undies

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I just papered the shit out of that rock

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@verynormalman Bill Maher

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@RealChalamet Not I 😔