Sam Johnston

you either get it or you don’t

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

Van Jones was emotional talking about Joe Biden becoming the next President of the United States

[Judy @notjudgejudy1]

“Biden will raise taxes on us” baby girl your pyramid scheme does not make the cut

[۟ @arewebored]

anderson cooper was just spitting... this was necessary. #GeorgeFloyd #blacklivesmatter #cnn

[kp @TheRealKatPat]

they said Steigh Hoyme

[adam💯 @_adaaam]

🙄🙄🙄

[¿alex? @hoemoticon]

*day 7 of quarantine*

me and my imaginary friend having a deep conversation in my room:

[Timothée Bridge @HahaTimBridge]

Yeah sorry but $1200 isn’t gonna cut it when white tiger cubs run between $2000-$4000

[Frank Costa @feistyfrank]

me telling my future children about what being quarantined was like:

[Gail Walden @GailWalden6]

Salad is disgusting but I want to live forever

[ash 🏳️‍🌈 @rakshesha]

It finally happened! The flight attendant asked "is there a doctor on this flight?" and I leapt up and said yes!

Did a tracheotomy at 30,000ft with a razor blade and ballpoint pen.

He didn't make it, but the thrill was undeniable. Thinking of going to doctor school now.

[SUNNYD @sunnydelight]

Why am I like this