Sam Mahlman

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

bro you are the president. YOU do it

[Ayanna Pressley @AyannaPressley]

Abortion care is a fundamental human right and we must legislate like it.

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

Brandon should shorten dromedary studies rn!! #picolo

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

@snacswell @abbijail_ not very slick, you’re literally a haircutter

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

Nothing more painful than accidentally buying crunchy peanut butter

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

Intro Socio is just a middle aged white man trying to be woke and failing

[THE ™️ Barstool Ohio State @BarstoolOSU]

FUCK ❌ICHIGAN

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

@riekerco @Liz53522 You know you guys can just text right?

[halsey @halsey]

Hell yeah I waited my whole life for this!!!!

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

Dear hot girls on campus that walk around in overalls and sweaters in this heat and not sweat a drop, how do you do it?

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

WHY IS THE SYLLABUS IN COMIC SANS

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

@ly_el_wh Oh no, don’t quit the job you’re obviously not suited for 🥱

[FINNEAS @finneas]

Being vaccinated is soooo sexy

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

@utterback_evan @snacswell Please, have mercy

[Keeanga-Yamahtta Taylor @KeeangaYamahtta]

Free Palestine

[🦀 ء Dr @hmz_txt]

do you know how mad it is to have to film whilst someone throws live explosives at you? just because you know that the world won’t believe you unless you do

[kenya🦋 @kenyaarod4]

Happy Mother’s Day to all my friends moms who fed me, gave me a ride, or gave me a place to stay 🤍

[Cassia @AwkwardGirlLA]

Willow surprised Jada for Mother’s Day & got Jada’s rock band, Wicked Wisdom back together & sang one of their songs. Look at how Jada’s looking at her 🥺👸🏽🎸

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

Bro, stop taking pictures and fulfill your damn promises

[President Biden Archived @POTUS46Archive]

Our best days still lie ahead.

[Sam Mahlman @sam_mahlman]

@riekerco But would it be better to be attracted to men?