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I am a sad little music man - - - he/him

[Walter Kirn @walterkirn]

Once again I find that I'm among the five or six people on a packed plane who care to look out the window at views unavailable to humankind for almost all of our history on earth

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

So humiliating when I go get ice cream with people who order flavors like Earl Gray or Lavender or Lemon and then my greedy ass orders like Chocolate Chipper Double Dipper Brownie Explosion Landslide

[depths of wikipedia! @depthsofwiki]

30 years ago today

[🍋 d e a f b o y 🍋 @riekerco]

@breadslicedog

[🍋 d e a f b o y 🍋 @riekerco]

@breadslicedog For now……………….

[Mari 💖 @ComicLoverMari]

No social media until you turn 16

[Windows 98 Tech Support @Win98Tech]

Esports player asking what ruined gaming like its not exactly their fault

[Habit Forming @FirstName736928]

The boomer generation lied to everyone about being a plumber, garbage man, bus driver, mechanic, electrician, etc. Made those jobs seem like you failed at life if that's what you did. Now all of sudden everyone wants to ask "why aren't the trade skills popular?". Fuck outta here

[Jake Hanrahan @Jake_Hanrahan]

The final boss of “yas qween!” influencer nonsense is paying said influencers to whitewash your deeply unethical company (in this case @SHEIN_Official), and repackage it back to the idiots who trust them.

[𝐃𝐄𝐕𝐎𝐍™ @Devon_OnEarth]

Can you fucking imagine how it would be on here if Mr Beast got obliterated at a cellular level by 6000psi of pitch black abyss

[wint @dril]

"you post about girls asses while people are dying in a submarine. Really normal" i will post about Girls asses as the sun engulfs the earth

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

Naval experts say that the Titan sub likely suffered a catastrophic implosion. But Twitter user @qanoncryptoguy has a very different theory.

[wint @dril]

Bits & Bobs were found in an abyssal trench known as "The Cretin's Cunt", inhospitable to human life, lowering odds of survival to about 50%

[wint @dril]

if i was dying in a submarine and i found out people were posting jokes about my step son i would say "FUCK " so loud that theyd find me

[🍋 d e a f b o y 🍋 @riekerco]

Sorority Noise stop making feedback screeches challenge (impossible)