Sam N Cheese

Welcome to Chili’s

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

Me: I don't fall for guys easy

Also me:

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

bruh wtf?

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He was dating her for a year at that point and now they’re married 7 years later !! What a late night discovery

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Not me on FB at 4am discovering that a man cheated on his girlfriend with me on a cruise back in 2018 🫢

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

The “people you may know” feature is wild. I have no mutuals with this dude and I don’t even have his number anymore.

[Kevin Naviloff @knavs62]

Txting your mom after a natural disaster as a girl vs as a boy

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

@rorodababy Join the club sis 💁🏻‍♀️

[chris cross big apple sauce 🍎🗽🍕🥯 @notchrisvolpe]

@NYCMayor You just announced cuts to every social service program that allows at risk runaway youth opportunity and safe spaces such as libraries and after school programs and extracurriculars.

Literally nobody believes you care about them all bc you chose specific colors for a light show

[ChiefThad @ChiefThad]

Taco Bell: Would you like to donate to support students?

@sam_n_cheese_ : No thank you. I support students enough. I'm a teacher

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Kraft is bringing back the SpongeBob SquarePants mac and cheese after a decade off shelves.

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

Anyone else irrationally afraid of getting older? To the point where it gives you stomach aches and makes you cry? No? Just me?

[maneesha @ManeeshaSem]

skin to skin isn’t enough. i want to turn into a fairy and sit on his shoulder and go everywhere he goes.

[ً @filmsbygays]

barbie at her first gynaecologist appointment

[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

before barbie this was our doll movie

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

Some girls just love to eat✌️💖

[Natalie Wynn @ContraPoints]

I am a classless society

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

@rorodababy Ooo me ne me this was me

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Facebook me: This is no joke , I have a headache and scratchy throat. Be safe everyone! *shares informational photo*

Twitter me: damn this shit be looking like bird box outside, 0/10

[Breyanka @BreyankaSeeram]

@NYCMayor Let DOE workers work remotely tomorrow and Friday since students are not in attendance #UFT #nycdoe @UFT @DOEChancellor

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@rorodababy Can confirm

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As we all know, not all folk who get their period are women. So in replace of “cycle sisters” I have 2 suggestions. Vote for your pick.

[Sam N Cheese @sam_n_cheese_]

@danatortora I also thought he was extremely famous ?? My mom is a Stan so that’s that