sam wills

there's always money in the banana stand

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I don’t care how bad life gets I’m not watching lοve iѕland

[metaphor man @shitbiscuit]

I took her to the river and I creeked it

[alob 🥀ᘛ⁐̤ᕐᐷ @alob_e]

Kind of embarrassing to play a game that your friend recommended. Ohhh I'm pregnant with your game. I'm playing and it's yours

[Debbie Downer @ANGELBABYBITTY]

Shave ur big toe bitch we’re going to circle k

[abundant mineral deposit @deektome]

we’ re costco guys. We kill because it feels good

[FIORE @drakebonergif]

i've been dry-aging my uncle's cadaver like wagyu beef for the past 11 years

[fishious @fishquichee]

Asking the dentist to euthanize me

[🌺 caulk🌺 @tenthousund]

dying from SIDS at 33

[danny @dannethboi]

at the antique store touching a bunch of stuff then rubbing my eyes

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

If I was Harry Potter I would have microwaved Dobby out of curiosity

[Aelfred The Great @aelfred_D]

𓅓𓂋 𓊪𓂋𓅂𓋴𓇋𓂧𓅂𓈖𓏏…

[Melony🍈 @MelonTeee]

gardening is NOT relaxing bugs are eating all my shit I've never felt this violent in my life

[sam wills @sam_nacho97]

@shwangardini Would recommend. Not good on the way out though.

[American Solidarity Party 🧡 @AmSolidarity]

Why on earth a sitting US Senator is sharing AI slop conspiracy theories that insinuate that generic Catholic apologetics organizations like Catholic Answers are part of a slippery slope to Nazism is beyond us but he should stop.

[camillao 🕊️💙 @Mar90490]

Do not involve the name of God in choices of death, said Pope Leo during his homily today… referring to the current war in the Middle East.

[DLN @xbtDLN]

Human brain cells grown onto microchips and taught to play doom

[☩ 𝕁𝕄𝕋 ☩ @SecretFire79]

I can’t believe that a U.S. Catholic parish FINALLY published one of these in their bulletin!

Absolute Hero!🇻🇦🫡

[Christopher Hale @ChristopherHale]

Catholics of all political stripes need to stand against these affronts to the dignity of the human person.

[Django Gold @django]

seems my ex-wife has child custodymogged me due to my neglectmaxxing

[Maia @maiamindel]

"peter thiel is funding clavicular, a streamer who hits his face with a hammer" You bolt awake in the mountains of Carthage. You are not online. It is 217 BC. You are the general Hannibal, and you have changed your mind. The future cannot come to pass. Rome must burn