Mr Sam

[B/R Football @brfootball]

Meanwhile… 🏌️‍♂️

[Julia Hartley-Brewer @JuliaHB1]

There’s a lot of stupid on Twitter today. Even more than usual. Which is quite a bloody achievement. Well done, everybody.

[Stagecoach South East @StagecoachSE]

We've been baking in aid of #MacmillanCoffeeMorning - such a fantastic effort from all the Stagecoach team!

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

@ODEONCinemas do you know when the air con will be fixed at the Maidstone Odeon?

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

Saturday at the drive in cinema #saturdayVibes #driveInCinema

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

How lovely

[Stagecoach South East @StagecoachSE]

Leave the car at home and hop on the bus to take advantage of these great #2FOR1offers on top attractions in Kent and Sussex. For more information visit: https://t.co/FOIrX9I5yW

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

@greeneking just been to The Feathers Maidstone, we were told the food would be 45 mins... we ended up waiting an hour and a half!!... and best of all.. the food was burnt to the point where we didn’t bother eating it! 🤬 #whataloadofshit #burntburger #joke #ShouldveHadARustler

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

@SamHumpp YAAAASSSS queeeeen, redownloaded Twitter just to complain to Morrisons about a tuna salad pot... can’t be having that

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

@hannahhworrall @Im_Cheaper_ @Morrisons Honestly love, I’ve had a mare

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

@Morrisons I’m extremely disappointed with the Tuna Salad pot I’ve just bought from Sheerness Morrison’s due to the ridiculously excessive amounts of mayo in it. I couldn’t even see the salad! Didn’t even bother touching it... money wasted!!!#whataloadofshit

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

Fry up time! #sunday

[Football FanCast @FootballFanCast]

Jack Grealish on a 'quiet one' in Tenerife

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

GOAL!!!!! Drogba has equalised with a great header from Mata's corner. Bayern 1 - Chelsea 1. 88 mins played #ChampionsLeague (SL)

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

"@fpasha10: Captain. Leader. Legend. "Fucking have that you cunts. Yesss fuck off"

https://t.co/0kWFujBlQO" @RyanAtkins94

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Here's the match report from Switzerland, as #CFCU19 clinched the @UEFAYouthLeague... http://t.co/KmAOhZPQya

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

Gerrard has certainly put his stamp on this game!.. #liverpoolvsManchesterunited #gerrard #PremierLeague #supersunday

[Mr Sam @sam_samparker]

@MrAndyParsons You were very funny tonight at Hazlett Theatre! 👌👌