Samantha Schulenburg

i like instagram better.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

So many of Gotham’s problems would be solved if they didn’t have skylights.

#TheBatman

[U.S. Surgeon General @Surgeon_General]

You know what has made this experience easier? The kindness of friends. It’s extraordinary how a few words or a few minutes of conversation can lift our spirits for days. COVID reminds me that our relationships can heal. We all have the power to heal because we can all be kind.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Tom Holland is this generation’s Josh Hutcherson. Change my mind.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

🎵I’m feeling …’22.🎵

[Ashley Winter MD || Urologist @AshleyGWinter]

Ok hear me out: an entire cohort of superheroes in the Marvel Cinematic Universe that originate when HCWs do dangerous things that @CDCgov & @American_Heart told them it was ok to do. Please submit entries/suggestions 👇

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

To whomever said:

“I wish everyone would just get Covid at the same time so we could get it over with…”

Please take it back.

Like, half of my Facebook friends are positive right now.
Thanks.

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

FRIEND: must be nice to see everything getting back to normal in the hospitals

NURSE WHO JUST FINISHED THEIR THIRD EXTRA SHIFT THIS WEEK DUE SEVERE STAFFING SHORTAGES THAT ARE ONLY EXPECTED TO GET WORSE HEADING INTO RESPIRATORY SEASON: yeah it’s super

[Doc Around the Clock @DocAroundThClok]

"Pediatric Patients Say the Darnedest Things"

mom: sorry the nurse had to give you that shot, sweetie

7: [sniffling and rubbing arm]

mom: so what do you want for dinner when we get home?

7: [glaring at mom] revenge

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

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[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

At approximately midnight I found out our local Taco Bell closed at 10pm.

Boo.

[alex medina @mrmedina]

how many variants does this thing have?

we need a tva. we need a kang.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Dear people who have desk jobs,

How do you not go absolutely stir crazy?

Sincerely, me.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Why do I feel so guilty taking sick days.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Shoutout to the PA that took the time to go over our patients lab results with me today when I asked for help. I now know how to guess as to whether or not a CSF infection is likely bacterial vs viral.
Maybe that’s silly, but that 3 minute lecture truly made my day.
The end.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Pfizer is Target
Moderna is Walmart
J&J is Dollar Tree

Change my mind.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

To whomever felt it was acceptable to heat up their leftover fish in the break room microwave:

Why.

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Just an idea:

Maybe the reported flu numbers aren’t as high this year because most people have been wearing masks for the past 9 months?!

🧐

[Samantha Schulenburg @sam_schulenburg]

Psych nurses don’t get enough credit.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

Any type of healthcare provider when they see any hint of something white in the lung fields on a chest x ray:

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

My statement on the death of George Floyd: