Sam Selner

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

@bryansgunn ‘To a man’ next please

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

@alex_levinson @prestigeflowers Cost around £40 with postage. Absolute scammers.

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

Never ever buy flowers from @prestigeflowers. Ordered a large bouquet. Difference between what I ordered and what they sent is a joke. Offered a £5 refund, which would be the price of a medium (it wasn’t even the size of their standard offering). Now refuse to compensate at all.

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

@whust_whufc The first alternative provided is a £6.50 pint…

[West Ham United @WestHam]

Make an espresso, put your feet up and roll back the years! ☕️🇮🇹

🗣 In a very special edition of Gazzetta Football Italia, Gianluca Scamacca speaks with @acjimbo for the first time as a West Ham United player!

[VINNYWHUFC @vinnywhufc]

I still can’t believe this happened and I think about it often.

I wonder what @CarltonCole1 made of this.

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

This aged well😂👍

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

😂

[Olympique Lyonnais 🇬🇧🇺🇸 @OL_English]

🤨 Are you really asking like there's a chance we don't go through? 🤨

[ExWHUEmployee @ExWHUEmployee]

“He doesn’t go forward” 🤦🏻‍♂️ Amazing stat for @_DeclanRice

[Joe Barton @JoeBarton_]

In the timeline of Die Hard we're in the post-credit sequence. The morning after. Bruce Willis watching his children open their presents. Numb, the adrenaline worn off. He excuses himself and goes to the spare bedroom. He cannot stop crying. So many men. He killed so many men.

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

@CarlItAsISeeIt I don’t know the specific rule. Maybe seen as unsporting behaviour? Gave the crowd a good lift though!

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

Winners of the Royal Institute of British Architects Awards and now eligible for the Stirling prize as building of the year, you’ll never sing that

[Henry Winter @henrywinter]

Rival fans making jokes about Spurs winning a trophy but, for the club, this is a huge honour. RIBA is the gold standard. Stadium now eligible for the Stirling Prize as ‘Building of the Year’. It is a magnificent stadium and, vitally, designed to ensure fans close to action. 🙌

[Sam Selner @sam_selner]

@CarlItAsISeeIt Don’t forget Conference League mate! Kane can take those golden boots elsewhere.

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

Watching them trying to recreate a KFC on #Snackmasters right now. It has reminded me that you should check out the accounts that @kfc follows. It's a very good gag.

[Declan Rice @_DeclanRice]

The Band Has Arrived🤩🔥🤫

[Have EITHER of The 9-0’s Been Mentioned @9_0Mentioned]

no no no no no no no i swear

[Have EITHER of The 9-0’s Been Mentioned @9_0Mentioned]

stop.

[Have EITHER of The 9-0’s Been Mentioned @9_0Mentioned]

ralph i swear play 10 at the back just don’t let it happen again

[Dan Woffenden @danwoff98]

West Ham have not won a trophy for 41 years, yet the fans continue to follow their team up and down the country. Only asking for passion and desire on the pitch.

West Ham have also been in the top three for average attendance since the beginning of the 2016/17 season.