Sam Shapiro

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

For those who wish to see the film @bryaanarcher @denard16 and I made in English class years ago https://t.co/IKSYH6N87K

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Who did this 😂😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Don’t be that asshole

[My Name’s Jeff @jeff22096]

Mosquitos are the only ones that think I’m a snack

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

@jeff22096 Hey you failed to mentioned they cat called me as well lmfao. I got a big boost in my self esteem from that.

[Costanza Quotes @CostanzaQs]

"I think she finds my stupidity charming"

[Amy Sparaco @AmySparaco]

Why does an entire pack of gum last like three days

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

@Ciaarraav It's ok my first managerial accounting test was a 12 😂

[caitie smalls @caitlin_massaro]

i have a huge thing for birthdays. not even only my own, but i love celebrating the day the people i love were born. i stay goin all out for that ish

[sarah jackson(VALAnaut) @_Sarah_Jackson_]

There is nothing better than finding that person who makes you feel like the world is somewhat less shitty

[caitie smalls @caitlin_massaro]

ok but kourtney is the only one that named her children using her brain

[Cory Muckle @CoryCoryym]

I’ll give you all my time if you give me reasons

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

When life's been treating you a little bit too good lately

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

After sex selfies are so beautiful 😂

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

@isabellapitarra Definitely tastes better than the toothpaste Oreo I had years ago on this day 💁🏻‍♂️

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

@6thZump You would make an excellent narrator on Animal Planet or the Discovery Channel 👏🏻👏🏻

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

@jeff22096 You should be one of the people delivering speeches too 😂

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

Relationship Goals

[Sam Shapiro @sam_shap1ro]

@Ciaarraav Hiya Ci! Or how about Queen of Rocky's Aqua Bar?