Darcy is back to school tomorrow as his bubble is reopening 🥳🥳 which means Devon is starting preschool and I can finally stop complaining about having to take care of my own children 🤭😆😁
3 days. 3 fucking days!! That's all I got after 6 god damn months being up my arse and round my ankles. And now hes home again. I'm still tired, I haven't recovered. I didn't even get to have both of them gone😫😫😫😫
Everyone is in bed, I'm all alone watching football, drinking coffee and using white chocolate fingers as a straw. Can life get any better?...yes it can, the big one is back to school tomorrow 🥳
Want to introduce The Brave little toaster to the kids and it's not on sky, Netflix or even Disney+ being a Disney film I would of expected this masterpiece to be available @disneyplus please can we have this? The UK needs it
@Jojoturners If tears and alcohol is what we gotta do then I'm there for it. It's a successful day if I put them to bed smiling and breathing at night, nothing else matters in the scheme of things 💪
@Jojoturners Not that it's a competition of motherhood failings, but my child today has only responded when I called him Batman, will only eat cheese sandwiches and chicken nuggets..every day!! And woke his brother at 5am to ask what 'fucking' meant 🤷♀️motherhood is a fun game 😬🥴
Been to @KFC_UKI twice in the last few days, only to find both times it was closed. Google said 10pm so off I trotted at 9.15, when I checked the store on KFC site said 9, fair enough c19 changes! 8.45 last night. Closed. Again. I just want a fillet box meal with gravy dude 😩