Sam Strachan

software; music; stuff;

[Sam Strachan @sam_strachan]

@dalmaer ad?

[Armando Iannucci @Aiannucci]

I have a plan for an umbrella. The umbrella has been purchased, and is ready to go.

[kepano @kepano]

@tim_cook I think the ad would work much better if it was reversed. All the objects should be expanding out of the iPad rather than being crushed into it

made this edited version in five minutes (thanks iMovie!)

[Sam Strachan @sam_strachan]

@LittleVillageHQ Hello, we're desperate to donate but have had a missed collection and no response by email. Can you help? 🙏🏼

[PUNS @ThePunnyWorld]

The sky was looking ominous so I asked Siri, “Surely, it’s not going to rain today?”

And she replied, “Yes it is, and don’t call me Shirley.”

That was when I realized I’d left my phone on Airplane mode.

[Sam Strachan @sam_strachan]

Come for the dreadful miming, stay for the apocalyptic kazoo solo by a... mouse. This may be our best yet. (Disclaimer: may be clickbait.)

[UB1UB2 West London (Southall) @UB1UB2]

The full clip of the BBC presenter giving a middle finger has just come out

[Sam Strachan @sam_strachan]

A Wednesday repost of this magnificent and professional video where @Damienedwards and I celebrate the 10th anniversary of our annual Christmas tinkle. With Kazoo. https://t.co/m2vGdT7oGg

[Sam Strachan @sam_strachan]

@Damienedwards I'm always lurking here. It's the other place I never go to.

[Sam Strachan @sam_strachan]

Come for the dreadful miming, stay for the apocalyptic kazoo solo by a... mouse. This may be our best yet. (Disclaimer: may be clickbait.)

[DamienEdwardsSinger @Damienedwards]

So, every year my friend #SamStrachan & myself record a Christmas ditty to regale you with. This year, 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas' ... Hope you enjoy!

https://t.co/Qug1J8SkmI

[DamienEdwardsSinger @Damienedwards]

So, every year my friend #SamStrachan & myself record a Christmas ditty to regale you with. This year, 'It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas' ... Hope you enjoy!

https://t.co/Qug1J8SkmI

[Sean Chivers @QiVers]

@TerribleMaps It's a perfectly sensible system. Here's a simple flowchart to help explain.

[Sarah Phelps @PhelpsieSarah]

ZADOC THE PRIESTTTTTTTTT absolute stone banger Handel you unit #Coronation

[Robert Long @rgblong]

The bettor's oath, by @bryan_caplan.

He really does live by it

[Robin Houston @robinhouston]

Whatever you were planning to do with the next 25 minutes and 45 seconds of your life, this is a better use of your time. Trust me on this one

[Shahid Kamal Ahmad @shahidkamal]

THIS IS NOT CODE IS JUST SEASON 4 BUT IT MIGHT BE SOMETHING.

🧵👇🏽

[PaddyOFitz @patrickfitzg_o]

“Truth is stranger than fiction, but it is because Fiction is obliged to stick to possibilities; Truth isn't.”
Mark Twain

[Defense of Ukraine @DefenceU]

Ihor Mitrov, Ukrainian poet and literary critic. Today he is a serviceman of the #UAarmy.
Ihor was born in Kerch, Crimea.
Our poets are fighting against convicts and washing machine thieves.
Our poets will win.
Ukraine will win.

[Barry Collins @bazzacollins]

Just three days after last turning up for work, a man paid several hundred thousand pounds per week turned up for work