Childish Sam🐝no

[Childish Sam🐝no @sam_the_samrock]

@hen_ease Big cat saying he would inject himself with corona if March madness got canceled

[danisha carter @danishacarterr]

i hope everyone in the current administration dies

[Covie @covie_93]

.....unless you are an ICE agent.

[Casey (she/her) @MamaSissieSays]

We are gathered here today…in anticipation…because we all have to wait 15 more days before Republicans will acknowledge Mitch McConnell can’t return to the Senate.

[ian @sivasiann]

Nearly month 5 of the 3 day special military operation against Iran

[Baltimore Memes @BaltimoreMemes]

💀

[Jordan @SLCLunk]

Me when they ask me if I’m okay to drive after five wine coolers

[HARLAN HILL 🇺🇸 ✝️ @Harlan]

AOC is right. A medical emergency is one thing, but they found a sitting congresswoman in a nursing home a while back. It’s getting ridiculous. We need term limits now.

[🐶 NELSON @PupperNelson]

TELL ME HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
TODAY I AM NINE. 🎂

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

Just designed the perfect strip mall that will get exactly zero visitors each day

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Officials in Houston TX are PANICKING after TWO MORE Flock cameras were chopped down yesterday.

This makes 4 Flock cams destroyed in 3 days.

Allegedly, the public is sending hundreds of tips saying things like, "the cameras are succumbing to heat exhaustion..."

[eskimeyen videolar @eskimeyenvideo]

Bu video hiç eskimiyor her izlediğimde güldürüyor

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Mitch McConnell and Margaret Qualley are reportedly dating.

[Doktor Ross Sewage MD @sewage666]

friendly reminder: they never paid the lady who snitched on luigi and she was fired from her job

[Brett Pike @ClassicLearner]

JUST IN: the Fed announces you just received a pay cut at work.

[Tandy @LFC_Tandy]

This is killing me 😭😭😭

[Tired Peasant @HorrorGorl]

Giving crumbs to the mindless cattle

[freetofic (on 💙🌌 ) @freetofic]

They have to keep his death secret until August 3rd to avoid a special election.

Can the GOP do it? Can they Weekend With Bernie McConnell’s corpse for another 31 days?

[Domino's Pizza UK @Dominos_UK]

BREAKING NEWS

[Biggest Mack @Big_Mck]

“He bought the app to save freedom of speech”