Sam Uden

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@BBCLookEast #cv19 my wife is 25 with severe asthma? Is she at risk

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@PopworldChelms play the best by Tina turner

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@absoluteradio it’s probably because we didn’t recognise c3po because of his red arm 😂

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@Tesco Still doesn’t help with a Christmas dinner without the main centrepiece! 😔

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@Tesco Christmas dinner ruined by a turkey crown from Tesco’s, opened up and smells rotten, no where to go to get hold of a replacement meat for Xmas day!!!! #tukeyscandal18

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@Tesco Christmas Day ruined thanks to the turkey crown purchased from Tesco, opened up and smells rotten!!! No where to go and purchase anything as an alternative!!

[Superdry @Superdry]

RT to win our Fuji Chevron Hood Jacket https://t.co/vLqgfMKmlD ends midnight tonight! T&C’s: https://t.co/oys7kvBIXY #WinThisJacket

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@LauraStedman19 because that comes after 21???

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

I'm voting #cantoyes in this English referendum, more passion in this advert than in 4 years of Roy! https://t.co/sXy1Hzo1lz

[Warner Bros. Discovery Sports Europe @WBDsports]

Eric Cantona announces candidacy for England manager on Eurosport!

It’s in your hands: VOTE #CantoYES or #CantoNO
https://t.co/fHXpIIjO5M

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@Flospots when his owner is barely on Twitter possibly not lol, his father is a red Burmese European champion so a lot to live up to!

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@Flospots Flos Meet Simba our soon to be latest addition, he's 3 weeks old

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@kfc when you get home to find out your wicked variety bucket hasn't got any chips #eveningruined!!!!!

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

😂 https://t.co/8cnFpOovWk

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Can I borrow you for a second?" - Translation: Prepare for your workload to triple

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Ways to say please let me leave
- "Anyway I won't keep you"
- "I'll let you get on"
- "I should start making a move"
- "Right" <slap thigh>

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@PapaJohnsUK @luketurner666 @pizzahutdeliver but papa johns drivers turn up with their birds in the car 😂😂

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@pizzahutdeliver made a decision tonight to order a Pizza Hut instead of dominos, 40 minutes and I'm still waiting #hangry 😡

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

"Quite full, actually" - Translation: I can't move, I'm hallucinating a bit and my body has taken the shape of a balloon

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@LauraStedman19 ❤️️❤️️

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@GAMEHelps seems like a waste trading in my old games now as they told me I could get the pre order for destiny with the card

[Sam Uden @sam_uden]

@GAMEHelps as I won't be able to go to game until the week after hence why I wanted to pre order online