Sam Hoffpauir

Your friendly neighborhood barista

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✨GIVEAWAY✨

Thanks to @wizards_magic I’m giving away a weekend badge to MagicCon Chicago! 🪷

To enter:
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*Ends 11/18 midnight pst
**Must be 18+, does not include travel or lodging
**this is my only account for the giveaway**

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@ZBexx Inexorable tide of course!

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@ManaCurves https://t.co/4PTizxUwAB

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@ManaCurves #omnathsurpriseparty

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@thejesguy It does exactly what you think it would do 😈😈

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@ManaCurves I would, but depending on a threat assessment of the table when you cast it, it might be DOA lol huge cost reduction on so many things for only wubrg is scary.

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@SaffronOlive Ooooo yes please!

Here is my Alela deck: https://t.co/B9PoBKu2ze

Braids deck: https://t.co/5rT9CvnPxo

Vorinclex Counters: https://t.co/5rT9CvnPxo

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@emilieblakewood This is so adorable!!!

[WholesomeMemes @WholesomeMeme]

Comic by @DrawtismArt

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In celebration of Dominaria United's release @TCGplayer is helping me gift one lucky winner a Set Booster Box!

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Giveaway ends 9/13. USA only! #Sponsored #Giveaway

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@emilieblakewood That’s why you were always the banker in monopoly

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@maraplaysmagic Flavor text tribal. Vanilla creatures with the best flavor text🔥

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

Oof… that last inning was hard to watch @TexasSoftball

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@Jake_FitzSimons @Intrepid_Tautog It’d be a hell of a lot more expensive if it didn’t have “basic” in the wording.

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

@fartyybutt 👁👄👁🔥🔥🔥

[Mallory @mallory_basco]

It should be a crime when coffee is nasty. Why is no one telling these shops their coffee is gross🤢

[Sam Hoffpauir @sam_you_el_]

Tutoring for swamp just to screw with my play group🔥🔥

[Zedd @Zedd]

…wait for it 😏

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[hi this is sam @Amantha_Say]

I’m still not over it