Sam Macy

a.k.a. Sam “The Rat” Macy

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

Why the China Max in my hometown mall closed down, a thread:

Out of the 7-8 restaurants in said mall’s food court, only two have been able to survive since I was young: an Italian place called Villa and the infamous China Max...

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@maximize123 Pretty good year with a nice mix of big swings and small character studies. Maybe I should give life of chuck another chance not on an airplane screen 😹

[Chicago White Sox @whitesox]

.@Pontifex representing his favorite squad 🔥

[Sean Fennessey @SeanFennessey]

Me: Desperate revivals of old properties are for pathetic fanboys with unresolved adolescent fantasies.

Also me: I love you, Happy.

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@zactytother mfw u try to flatter me

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@TheRewatchables Badass Irish movies. I need In Bruges.

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@TheBigPic @SeanFennessey @jowrotethis @akdobbins Miyazaki didn’t attend the Oscars when Spirited Away won out of protest of US involvement in the Iraq War. Do we think something similar is the reason for this year’s absence? Or does he just not give a damn about the Academy???

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@maximize123 0 past lives wins would (will) be a tragedy 😿

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@JukedbyTy Get my name out of your mouth

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@maximize123 @anyafolders I will die.

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@maximize123 The end of an era

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@maximize123 Putting the whale that low is disturbing and, frankly, unforgivable

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@maximize123 k

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

Who did it better?

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@isEJhome Some things never change ❤️

[i'm a sheik chick @sheik_chick]

Here's what you're gonna do. You're gonna go under the side platform and crouch. If they come anywhere near you, you downsmash. Press that stick down like your life depends on it. If they somehow manage to hit you? Spotdodge. Then do it again.

[Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen]

he’s a 10 but there’s a portrait in his attic that’s a 2

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@isEJhome Ur at least 0 of these things

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@stay_dehydrated but ur also not funny

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@novasarcx It’s Ramadan, so everything in Morocco is closed until the sun goes down for the next month (in case you’re going soon). Also idk about other places, but Covid testing requirements here are kinda annoying. Def lots of pretty scenery tho

[Sam Macy @samacy14]

@tinabutcher2 keep it up pal