Sam Blankenship

[Yashar Ali 🐘 @yashar]

This may be my favorite dog video ever.

[Mike Falzone @MikeFalzone]

There are maybe 7 english speaking people who know when to use “and I” vs “and me”

[𝓖𝓲𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓵𝓮 ☞ @missperunyc]

I HAD TO 😂😂😂😭😂😂😂😂

[Alyssa Limperis @alyssalimp]

“You gotta stop reading comments” -my boyfriend when I asked him if I look like Fred Flinstone

[Tamy Emma Pepin @TamyEmmaPepin]

Congratulations to Katie Bouman to whom we owe the first photograph of a black hole ever. Not seeing her name circulate nearly enough in the press.

Amazing work. And here’s to more women in science (getting their credit and being remembered in history) 💥🔥☄️

[Diego Lopez @thisdiegolopez]

Coca-Cola: We spend 2.4 billion dollars a year on advertising

Cadbury: We got one commercial filmed in 1985 and you’ll like it.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

the worst feeling is when you're washing your face and water drips down to your elbows

[ً @taIIant]

me:
white woman’s kitchen:

H
E
L 𝓁𝑜𝓋𝑒
L &&
O 𝒻𝒶𝓂𝒾𝓁𝓎

yum

coffee

john 3:16

[The Ripped Bodice @TheRippedBodice]

Many have tried, many succeed. Unfortunately they’re women and they wrote in a genre we don’t read, so they don’t really exist, do they?

[reg¨̮⁷ | missing ot7 @jingerbreadmiin]

UNMUTE THIS, YOU NEED TO HEAR THIS

[Robby Slowik @RobbySlowik]

ICE just detained all these other British rappers:
Tea-Pain
A$AP Cockney
Jane & Michael & Lloyd Banks
MAS£
Young Chimney Sweep
Lil Guvna
Travis Scotland
The Crime Minister
50 Pence
Drake O'Malfoy
Meghan Marklemore

[🚶🏿 @nomchompsky]

It's terrifying to realize that any collection of 3-6 white guys you see walking around COULD be Imagine Dragons and there's no way to know

[Sam Blankenship @samanthablank22]

My So-Called Media: How the Publishing Industry Sells Out Young Women https://t.co/4Nj8Yfbkuo via @longreads

[Sam Blankenship @samanthablank22]

@JSCOTHANEY @CourtneyWahlers You right

[Andrew Hickey @andrewmhickey]

I have 5 @scottsflights premium memberships to give away by December 31. Retweet or like if you want one. This isn’t a contest. Just want to give them out randomly to people that plan to travel in 2019. Ho ho ho. #travel

[Matthew A. Cherry @MatthewACherry]

Imagine A League Of Their Own sequel that starts with the scene of the black woman throwing the ball back from the stands and you stay with her and it becomes a biopic on the 3 black women that played in the Negro Leagues (Toni Stone, Mami "Peanut" Johnson & Connie Morgan).

[Sam Blankenship @samanthablank22]

Do You Even Bake, Bro? https://t.co/P053lQUapO via @Eater

[Anna Kendrick @AnnaKendrick47]

Holy shit. I just remembered I was in Twilight.

[Nature is Amazing ☘️ @AMAZlNGNATURE]

Look at the happiness on the dog's face after his big jump 😂😂