Samantha

forever laughing at fart jokes

[Mario Nawfal @MarioNawfal]

He removed one plastic bag… and nature rewarded him instantly

[fade king @fadeking369]

If we’ve been together for 10 years and all of our friends are yelling at me about our relationship and you just sit there with a smirk on your face. I’m also going to tell you to go fuck yourself. #summerhouse

[Buffalo Sabres @BuffaloSabres]

Wyatt Russell: ELECTRIC! ⚡️

[Nature Vid @naturevid2]

🚨New documents reveal Erika Kirk used to work for Jeffrey Epstein.

Do not stop talking about the Epstein files

[sugamummy 🧚🏽‍♀️ @ceraliza]

I was at a bar alone yesterday when the bartender said, “Hey, check this message from my sister.” He showed me his phone and it read, “Under no circumstances should you get into a conversation with the guy sitting on your right.”

Men, if you’re ever in a position to do something like this,please do it.

[positive side of X 🌞 @positivityofx]

A dog discovers his reflection on his owner’s phone while she’s recording, and his reaction is priceless ❤️

[Linus @linusvpelt]

So Venita picks and picks at Craig and then when he reacts she keeps score on who speaks up for her and pouts when no one checks on her. Venita is a very manipulative girl and that’s why she has no friends. She needs therapy. #SouthernCharm

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Olympic gold medalist Amber Glenn on her and Alysa Liu's wins:

"They hate to see two woke bitches winning."

[Bruce Croxon @bruce_croxon]

Best quote I heard from the Olympic hockey final " I'd rather be a Canadian with a silver then an American with a gold "

[Gramps @GrandpaHarris65]

I’m disgusted by the amount of hate Pam Bondi is getting at the moment.

It’s nowhere near enough, and we can do better.

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

Fuck flowers for Valentine’s Day.

I want pedophiles to drop.

[💕 Brittany Belle 💕 @BrittanyinTexas]

Ghislaine was asked if Trump ever engaged in sexual activity with someone introduced to him by her or Jeffrey Epstein… she pleaded the Fifth. Remember when Trump said only guilty people plead the Fifth

[౨ৎ @yukonsbieb]

Okay but Justin Bieber NEEDS to headline the Super Bowl next year. I’m serious

[Kevin O’Neill @KevinBuffalo]

Oh well maybe the Patriots will have better luck with their pending assault cases

[Del Reid 🦬 @DelReid]

You know who had a great time tonight?

[Buffalo Origin Story @BuffOriginStory]

America had spoken

[Bradley Gelber @BradleyGelber]

Jon Hamm during the #NFLHonors calls out Josh Allen and compliments his wife, Hailee Steinfeld.

Says, “she’s a real catch. And yes, Josh knows a real catch when he sees one, even if others don’t.”

[💙🌊 Zero Dark Twenty-Nine 🌊🌊🖋️🧫 @herotimeszero]

How about we stop calling the people on the Epstein list democrats or republicans and start calling them pedophiles.