Samantha Russell

You could pour soup in my lap and I'll probably apologize to you

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

Let’s all prance over to Kensington & Allegany

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

Roast beef makes me nervous

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

21 pilots is just LGBT flobots

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

@bigheadgrant Chaos only

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

Human Centipede is just The Very Hungry Caterpillar but rated M for Mature

[Brooke Doyle @BrookeDoyle4]

@samanthadrey no gods no masters

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

A waste of my ass

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

Sometimes you gotta lube up your bitch

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

“Besides getting touched, Neverland Ranch was probably sick as a kid. Endless summer.”

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

The CEO of Twisted Tea is the lead singer of the hit 2000s band Creed

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

@Kaylinshaye Don’t drink and tweet kids

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

If you aren’t down with Skyward Sword HD for switch, you can gobble my horse cock

[Zeltik @Zeltik]

groose amiibo or we riot

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

Lenny the enormous retard

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

Five softballs of lobster corn clam cakes

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

Five softballs of lobster corn clam cakes

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

Does it dip dip?

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

Imagine. If you kidnap Punxsutawney Phil, you control the seasons. No one can touch you.

[Samantha Russell @samanthadrey]

Built like a fall guy

[L. Rizz Hubbard @majilarp]

The bowl ain’t big enough for that amount of dook