Samantha Urban

[kiesha @kiesha9i]

Me calling my cat from three feet away and watching one ear rotate toward me.
Message received.
Request denied.

[sleve mcdichael @SleveMcDichaeI]

I wanna shrink down to their size and join the snuggle

[AK @sunsetmusk]

normalize leaving work early because you miss your cat

[sativa @urfavstrain]

30 nights at msg and i won’t be at a single one.

[alina @idthrowroses]

sorry kids you’re not going to college because mommy had to see harry styles 30 times at madison square garden

[latke @latkedelrey]

cats clean themselves with their little fish breath mouths but somehow they always smell like laundry detergent and vanilla and happiness

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

"Are you wearing th—"

"The Tecovas x Chili’s cowboy boots made from Chili’s booth leather? Yeah, I am."

[alex lambert @alexlambert13]

Exactly how your email finds me:

[lucia @mzbvrdersz]

zayn malik opening his first ever sold out arena with night changes wasn’t on my 2025 bingo card

[fran @galacticidiots]

Oh the moon blushes when the sun walks past it. She’s just a girl with a crush.

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

If ur man isn't taking you to Chili’s tonight break up with him!!!!!!

[ؘ @roanfiles]

“Boys in my high school would call gay people clowns, so I started doing white makeup because I was like: ‘If you’re gonna call me a clown, then I’m going to be the best clown you’ve ever seen. It’s gonna be undeniable that I’m gay’.”

— Chappell Roan for Faces of Music.

[𝒮𝒶𝓇𝒶𝒽 (𝒯𝒶𝓎𝓁𝑜𝓇’𝓈 𝓋𝑒𝓇𝓈𝒾𝑜𝓃) ❤️‍🔥 @giftedswifted]

Daily reminder

[iya ★ @hotmessjunk]

There’s glitter on the floor after the party

[Carmely Sandiego @orangecrushable]

I have no desire to work now. I had five days off in a row where I dined at a feast and was entertained at a cinema. I have flown too high to return to a laptop.