Samara

Haiku is fun and / underappreciated / I'm here to change that

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Then I was dismissed
See you again in two years
Bye jury duty!

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Back in the courtroom
Still doing the interviews
Allowed to use my phone

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Dismissed for long lunch
Like 2 and a half hours
I went to feed cats

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Moving right along
Since my number was just called
Time to voir some dires

[Samara @samarahaiku]

A juror has gone
Missing, they keep calling them
But they are not here

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Two groups have been called
Still have not been selected
TV is on mute

[Samara @samarahaiku]

The jury actors
In the orientation
Video are bad

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Forgot my sweater
With my jacket on, too hot
With it off, too cold

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Still waiting in line
And I'm making some new friends
Jury duty rocks!

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha just kidding

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Jury duty in
Just seventeen syllables
Blah blah wait blah blah

[Samara @samarahaiku]

I got here on time
For the first time in my life
Now the wait begins

[Samara @samarahaiku]

This one is for Seth
Who said to write a haiku
So now here I am.

[Samara @samarahaiku]

My dear friend Charlotte
Has an important message
I'll let you read it https://t.co/bhT8AmeCSN

[Charlotte Clymer 🇺🇦 @cmclymer]

As a proud transgender American and military veteran, I don't believe there's an evidence-based justification for the entitlement expressed by Trump's vulnerable ego anymore than I believe his fetus-sized brain is capable of a diversity of science-based thought.

#CDC7words

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Writers block is dumb
Want to be Twitter famous
But have no content

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Grammar Police A
cademy 2: Electric
Boogaloo - my team. https://t.co/l4aKVdAGPO

[District Karaoke @DistrictKaraoke]

#MoneyMondayz has officially ~SOLD OUT~ for Fall 2017! Sign up for any of our other nights before they're gone at https://t.co/L5ffPNiS2L

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Delivering Snacks and Ice Cream in 30 minutes. Hello @gopuff.
https://t.co/TtZt00c3OR @quinnelk @Ghettoghandhi5

(Sorry no haiku)

[Samara @samarahaiku]

Once upon a time
We went to the wrong Starbucks
They don't have our stuff

[Samara @samarahaiku]

"Sitting in the car
500 miles to go
What should I do now?"
-Seth

[Samara @samarahaiku]

If you can do so
Come to #citywides tonight
It's a lot of fun
#nationalhaikupoetryday https://t.co/uSYhS346tY

[District Karaoke @DistrictKaraoke]

See you at #CityWides TONIGHT 7 pm @PennSocialDC - https://t.co/5ttsSAcFTa

[Samara @samarahaiku]

National Haiku
Poetry Day is a thing!
I just found this out
#nationalhaikupoetryday