Captain Courage

Keeping the world safe from wack jobs like me.

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@AlexaBliz_ One house has recycling bin, and a satellite dish on the roof. lol

[Fran Barra (G to PG-13) @Gfurriends]

Mufasa (James Earl Jones) 's roar warmups; from The Lion King BLOOPERS AND OUTTAKES.

Here, Tony Fucile reprises his animator role on Mufasa.

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@DavidZangari @kjetil48 @viralvideos @elonmusk Pick a source that wasn't manufactured in the past decade to spread misinformation. I'm saying use your Google. Or yahoo. Or duck duck go. No one's got the time to decide between 30K falsehoods to suit your needs. You post here on propaganda central, you can use a search bar. lol

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@DavidZangari @kjetil48 @viralvideos @elonmusk There's literally a Wikipedia page on it. Do you even Google, brah? lol

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@7Kulwicki92 @MarkHamill @JoeBiden @POTUS Can nobody tell that's a filter? Just zoom in. Obvious. lol

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@marsnoire Perhaps, too much fiber?

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@Angry_Staffer As you can see, John Wick was driving the vehicle that flipped. As it's upside down in the air You can see a muzzle flash coming out of the sunroof aimed at the pickup. 😂

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@taytoebeans Fuzzy Fingers

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@hotbuttjuice @Sikamikanico @ViciousSkid @JarJarFan69 I was standing behind you and got a wider shot.

[Zack @Asmongold]

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[jim rose circus @jimrosecircus1]

They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and then just re-release the original.

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@SarahKSilverman It may have been best that the salsa didn't include tequila, like he had hoped. Dude appears a bit sauced enough.

[Matthew Highton @MattHighton]

I've created the fabled Spice Girls Melange and put the Spice Girls into Dune.

[Adrianne Palicki @AdriannePalicki]

Here’s your first look aboard Season 3 of #TheOrville! 3.10.22 on @Hulu 💫🚀 What are you most excited for this season?! 😍

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@engineers_feed 820

[Padraic Judge @PadraicJudge]

Comic made in the 1930s. History repeats over and over

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

@KenKRK The internet has become sentient and it's a scammer who wants your attention. Click Me, Damn You!

[Captain Courage @CaptainCourage]

Watching the debate and can't help wondering what this fly is whispering to him from Satan.

[Mike Reese @SheriffReese]

In tonight’s presidential debate the President said the “Portland Sheriff” supports him. As the Multnomah County Sheriff I have never supported Donald Trump and will never support him.

[The Lincoln Project @ProjectLincoln]

Please call 801-683-9540 now. Let’s #SaveLindsey.