Sam

[Sam @samaves]

Crazy air pollution in Bangkok leads to sunsets looking like this 🔴

[Sam @samaves]

@CraigHope_DM Get to Dusseldorf Craig. Much better than Cologne

[Sam @samaves]

Used to think a Thai restaurant was actually a Tie restaurant and you had to wear a shirt & tie to go there lol

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

What is the dumbest thing you believed as a child?

[Sam @samaves]

Had a phone call that I thought was spam but turns out it was UPS. So if anyone owns the email address [email protected] - can you forward me the email please 😂

[Sam @samaves]

Lord Sugar for some reason. Can’t remember why

[໊ @buffys]

what celebrity has you blocked and why? 😭

[Sam @samaves]

@UtdMicah @noble_420 @NUFC 😂😂

[Sam @samaves]

@fun88eng Joelinton 4-0

[Sam @samaves]

@Dreamworks Can’t believe this was my first tweet in over 3 months 😂

[Sam @samaves]

Absolutely criminal that there’s no Shrek full Christmas movie (not that 30 minute nonsense). The script takes care of itself:

- Santa flying over the swamp
- Sleigh breaks down
- Shrek gets the Santa suit on (persuaded by Fiona obviously)

(1/2)

[Sam @samaves]

- Blind mice, gingerbread man etc all help sort the presents
- Big dragon flies the sleigh
- Donkey comes along for moral support and probably brings the Christmas spirit
- Shrek saves Christmas.

No brainer surely?

@Dreamworks get to it lads

[Sam @samaves]

@fun88eng Burn 1-3

[Sam @samaves]

Day 1 of the season and I’ve already had enough of VAR 😂 how is that looked at and confirmed a red card while btec Jesus only gets a yellow?

Pawson is an absolute helmet

#nufc

[Sam @samaves]

Can’t get out of this country quick enough man. It’s gone to absolute shit 🫠

[Sam @samaves]

@Richruddy2 @CLWMFC Definitely got unlucky didn’t I 😂

[Sam @samaves]

@_BikiniRaptor_ @MichaelBensonn No

[Sam @samaves]

Usyk was phenomenal tonight. Good to see boxing finally getting a good show again

[Sam @samaves]

After a #Boomtown campervan ticket for this year if anyone has one going 🙏🏼 @BoomtownFair

[Sam @samaves]

@websierranevada Hola, ¿tienes un sitio web donde pueda ver si hay alguna carretera cerrada?

[Sam @samaves]

@BenAves @lukepatterson90 Looked like a lump of porridge

[Sam @samaves]

@lukepatterson90 @BenAves Reckon I just served you 2 a monster shot as well at Yates