Sam Mayper

I'll Never Be More Than A Stupid Garage Band. She/Her

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Don’t know what @ryanhallyall is talking about, excellent porch weather in Oswego, Il 🤪

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Happy @RiotFest lineup day to all who celebrate!

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

@PokemonDealsTCG All 3 AH boxes are already OOS

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

@CaraCoutureSF @PokemonDealsTCG @Walmart I cancelled my membership tonight - not worth it unless they decide to set better purchase limits. Pointless to pay for something you can't use.

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

@WalkerSAshley @NWSChicago @NIUwxcams @NIUlive @ryanhallyall

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

@3OH3 @simpleplan @bfsrocks Passcode from email isn’t working! Help us so we can head bang to PHOTOFINISH together.

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Are those the PlayStation buttons?

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Didn’t even have time to tweet how bad the score bug is- gotta get right to the first blown call. If they want to prove it’s not rigged they are gonna have to try harder.

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Thank you Becky, truly 1/1. 🥹

[Becky Sauerbrunn @beckysauerbrunn]

With so much love and gratitude.

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Gonna be a massive Yikes from me.

[FIFA Media @fifamedia]

🆕FIFA is pleased to announce the appointment of Jill Ellis as Chief Football Officer.

⚽️In joining FIFA, Jill Ellis will serve as part of the world governing body’s executive management team, driving the development and implementation of FIFA’s global football strategy.

More here ➡️ https://t.co/uFQnt6Tdms

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Crying in Uncle™️ 😭

[Chicago Stars FC @theChicagoStars]

Thank you for the iconic moments, exciting saves, leading by example & inspiring generations 🇺🇸 ❤️

Alyssa Naeher will play her final international matches with the @USWNT on Nov 30 & Dec 3 before we welcome her back to Chicago next year.

#USWNT | #WithTheStars | #ThankYouAlyssa

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

WE STAY WINNING

[Riot Fest @RiotFest]

JUST ANNOUNCED! 🗡️

@CapstanBand – The Cult Tour with @colorblindtx, @truenorthbandla, and @NES_band_ on April 12 at @CobraLounge.

Riot presale on Thursday, November 21 at 10 AM (password: RIOT) -> https://t.co/HimvfHxANz

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG

[Bryce Avary @TheRocketSummer]

Hello, good friends. Let’s celebrate 20 years of HGF by scream-singing this album and much more together across the US this spring! All shows with special guests and kings, @maeband.
- VIP presale: Nov 21 @ 10am cst
- General on sale: Nov 22 @ 10am local
https://t.co/p1Jg4nuVvC

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

NFL map this week is in shambles. Bears play at noon, Chicago still gets a game on CBS but is picking up Detroit/Jax instead of Bal/Pitt? Bears fans are watching the Bears and don’t care about the Lions game!! @RyanBakerMedia help!!!

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

@angelazeiger 10/10 on the bright side. No notes. 💚

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

If I ever run into Paul Hollywood he’s catching hands for who went home this week on Bake Off.

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

Yall @TheRocketSummer playing @WWWYFest is an actual DREAM!!!!!!!!

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO

[When We Were Young @WWWYFest]

⚡️WWWY 2025 ⚡️
October 18th, 2025
Las Vegas Festival Grounds

Sign up for the presale that starts Friday 11/1 at 10am PT. All tickets start at $19.99 down.

https://t.co/EdHPvrZJlj

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

ITS HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGG https://t.co/pHpTOGLRPh

[Sam Mayper @samayper]

The @ryanhallyall content we are all here for 😂 Must be a slow night at the Weather House

[Ryan Hall, Y’all @ryanhallyall]

Why don’t they make dog food for humans? I’m tried of picking what I want to eat.