Sam I Am

Polyamorous, sapiosexual, nerd girl with a to-read pile taller than I am

[Sam I Am @SambienSideFx]

@garbitchposts I never thought of it that way, but you are so right

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@jenniferlee_75 Does this apply to obliques? Because I have some feelings about that....

[Deborah 🐓🐓🐓 @nutsaboutknittn]

Everything tastes better covered in Maple syrup.

EV-ER-Y-THING!!!

C’mere....

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@Pippies_pie Not with me they don't

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@SeaGlassSiren It's the dessert that burns calories....

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@Acidic_Blonde You do that with your mouth, right?

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@LilCuteforu There should be a poppin calf day

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Dear Twitter, in the case that I missed _____'s tweet... I probably don't care.

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@a_venezuelan19 I never had that problem either .... in the sense that I've never bothered to add padding. 😆

[🖤🌻Kris my ass🌻🖤 @gymlifeanimal]

Relationship status:

Sleeping in my bed diagonally!

[Redhead Redemption @PhotogAssassin]

Nerds and former nerds fuck better, I find.

[Sam I Am @SambienSideFx]

@TequilaSaltlife Maybe you should quit dating dicks

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@sarawrencomedy I always wanted to have shitty fans

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@SweetAsMoscato You are clearly very good at flirting

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@allisfair "No offense givin" ... I think somebody doesn't understand how offending works

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@N_Doemostmuted What?! Five likes is awesome.

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@sirensaysnope I think I just figured out what I want my bf to do for my birthday...

[Sam I Am @SambienSideFx]

I sexually identify as "available"

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@PrisonCookies And who wants a cow anyway? ;-)

[Smut Lisa 🇨🇦🇬🇧🏳️‍🌈 @SmutLisa]

I’d show your dick a good time.