Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️

he/him 1-800-are-you-vibin

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

Taylor in NYC is really distracting the public from the fact that I’m also in NYC for the week…

[C. Sandbatch @CSandbatch]

Rat on a wire last night

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

ordered a few cologne samples and unfortunately bal d’afrique one of the best scents I’ve ever smelled ($235 for 50ml)

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

Something about being in someone else’s home makes me sooo clumsy and prone to breaking things

[REE$E ⋆｡𖦹°‧★ @reesebepuffing]

a beautiful chinese woman named Deer Xing is communicating with me through road signs

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

@polioroid I’ve just always used my right hand for the mouse it’s never even crossed my mind to use my left hand. Left-click with your middle finger and right click with your pointer? Pass

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

As a person of left-handed experience even I’m too righthand-pilled for this

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

Brandon Sanderson is a goated fantasy author but also so profoundly Mormon

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

White wine is the elixir of the gods and red wine is BPD juice

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

reading drought officially OFFICIALLY over now that I’m hooked on a 16 book fantasy series I finally found my will to live again

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

My uncle (high school history teacher) has been saying “it was like 5-8 years ago” instead of

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

Distracting myself with forms of media I care less about so my first play through of Clair Obscur Expedition 33 lasts longer

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

@birdwarehouse_ This exact video is the one reference I have about tarantula hawks

[PointlessHub @HubPointless]

Thank you for inventing the monkey. RIP

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

85k views on Reddit, 700 upvotes and over 300 downloads so far 🤩

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

My Pokémon Colosseum ROM Hack passion project is finally done after ~3 years of on-and-off working on it 🤧 these Pokémon Gamecube games really are my ultimate hyperfixation and I’m proud to finally have something to share https://t.co/SwfTt41gCD

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

I have a lot going on at work today but I also really need to do a complete deep dive into the life and legacy of Jedi Master Kit Fisto

[Sam 🚪🚶🏼‍♂️ @sambipom]

I honestly feel great about my diet and routine and exercise unless there’s anything literally anything going on that day