Sam Boerboom

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@JoeMulder Ruining things, huh? How about Reed Smoot and his infernal Smoot-Hawley Tariff Act?!

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@WJBena Um, Wayne: “There is no place like Nebraska…” You remember the rest, right?

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder I recall an experience at Hardee’s with your family where your replacement cheeseburger lacked a patty.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder Wait, what about The Deer Hunter and its 45-minute wedding interlude...OK, I see where you’re going with this.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder I know, the alcoholism and twisted revenge fantasies waiting in this boy’s future

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@JoeMulder Come now, in Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves he...oh, never mind.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder Yeah, Cousin Ryan could complete the season at least.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder Happy Birthday! Will you be in Hutchinson at Christmas?

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder Good lord.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@swmckewonOWH “Anyone can play guitar”

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder Nothing is or can be truer than this statement.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@WJBena exhaust your eligibility in style. Wish I could celebrate with you this week.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@WJBena Next spring you're going to rejoin the UNL forensics team, qual a prose on income inequality, and break at AFA with straight ones.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

Kinda relieved that Edwards is being relieved. His frail frame would not hold up well under a celebratory dogpile.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder if they refuse to go to bed, reclaim their Halloween candy. If they assent with little bullshit, double it.

[Sam Boerboom @samboerboom]

@JoeMulder great week not to start Gronkowski. "Questionable" before kickoff. Not biting, Gronk.

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@JoeMulder replace the exclamation point with a question mark and that was your (and other fans') exact same reaction to his being drafted

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@JoeMulder I hope you had a good birthday. Stefon Diggs got me 15 points, so I had a decent day. Happy 38th.

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@JoeMulder Even History of the World Part I and Silent Movie, both of which I watched and seemingly enjoyed with you?

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Run, don't walk, to @JOELGODARD's Vimeo page https://t.co/dBinGa4qUb. Louis CK's pearl necklace bit affirms Godard's Dada comedy chops.