Sam Morris

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@hulu_support Hey, is there any way you guys could pack more commercials into the Snowfall season finale? I almost got to enjoy the show, and we sure don’t want that to happen, right?

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@StephenKing In case you need a book idea.

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This is my first time back on Twitter and I’m only back to decry Microsoft Excel as a garbage program from hell created by sadistic misanthropes who only missed out on being serial killers because they lacked both the courage and motor skills.

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@27bslash6 Needs to be a few more spots about type size. Maybe a circle.

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@UberFacts What About Bob?

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@themaxburns @jbouie Spend some time with the only influencer who matters—Jesus Christ.

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@DrewSav Don’t stop believin’.

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@bendreyfuss Are they painted like baguettes?

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@daveweigel Cases won in 30 minutes or your pizza’s free!

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@RepRosendale @allahpundit I strongly oppose the settlement of Matt Rosendale anywhere.

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@DrewSav I still think Planet of the Apes: the Musical would work.

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@bendreyfuss People used to walk before shoes were a thing.

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@ACTBrigitte Which Mel Gibson? Mel before or Mel after his antisemitic rants? And BOTH Quaid brothers? Quite a lineup, indeed.

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@bendreyfuss If your substack is anything like these tweets, your damn right I’m subscribing.

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@bendreyfuss You should totally wear a James Patterson name tag and just see what happens.

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@DrewSav Biden should just tell them NOT to get vaccinated. It might actually be that simple.

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@bendreyfuss The simplest way to explain Dark without giving too much away is that it is a cross between a western European soap opera and the lamest Star Trek episode written while listening to cassettes of Abba. Also, it was stupid.

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@pourmecoffee “Imagine all the pickles…”

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@washingtonpost There’s no actual food to be found at a McDonalds. That place is a chemical bank now.

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@BudrykZack @daveweigel Sounds more like a Springtime Soldier to me.