bounce!!

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[we teach bottoms to shrink themselves @Chrissssssw]

Gas was a million dollars a gallon and they thought broke people in red states would be worried about transgender people like last time LMAOOO

[🏰₊˚⊹ ♀ @moidragonslayer]

every womans problem is my problem because the only diffrence between me and them is geographical location and happenstance

[JalenBrunsonLover﹐ @MahomesPR]

One day ur tight end goes to a concert and the next day the most famous person in the world has a song called Cleveland

[Ali B @wtflanksteak]

people being like "oooh giada's dance had some corny moments" baby girl you are watching dancing with the stars it's the corny factory

[Chris @citehchris]

sure it’s hot as hell outside and okay maybe our leafy greens give us diarrhea and the air makes you choke but don’t forget to log into microsoft teams and click around your little sheets today

[trash jones @jzux]

hinge is sort of like the odyssey in that there are suitors in my house but I low key want to kill them

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Wrote about the scourge of AI flyers and ads all over Houston:

[Carrie Wittmer 👻 @carriesnotscary]

the minions would have been waiting for Agamemnon when he got home

[richard @richard_normal]

imagining filling the trojan horse to the brim with the minions. everything else basically takes place as expected from there.

[فاروق @FaroukKannout_]

If the minions were Odysseus’s crew shit would’ve gone down differently

[kb @kfjdjgh]

i bring a sort of Can we go get soft serve cones with rainbow sprinkles vibe to literally any situation

[kar @bustitopen420]

the air quality sucks, the food gives you explosive diarrhea, we have no public transport, medical care is unaffordable, they’re tearing down forests to build AI data centers and I still have to clock in for work

[Mason Home Builder @bankertobuilder]

This is the ideal downtown

[bri @taycentered]

not to beat a dead horse but i will never forget how taylor used an asylum to symbolize the intense and critical environment that shaped her public persona as well as who she is a human being and people were pulling up pictures of her suburban childhood home 😭

[gwen howerton @kissphoria]

Half Price Books is kind of a fascinating company. I spoke to their president about the new Houston store and how the approach expansion:

"Our sales are up across the chain. We are very, very healthy. We're doing great. People are coming back to reading."
https://t.co/CS3nJdSTn0

[dani @cutestsmallest]

every time I get on a plane they invent a new boarding group so far back that is for only me

[liv ⸆⸉ 🍉🚕❤️‍🔥💘 SAW LAUFEY AND BND @tayfeyledomas]

everyone dragging taylor but not travis for the wedding guests

[v 🖤 @veespasms]

corbin saying him, sincere and kc click on a different level yes you’re all demons

[Amanda Killian @eroscestlavie_x]

i kinda get why women who are tiny and short act like that because I just tried to imagine a world where I was 5’1” and got pissed off immediately

[kirbcide @kirbcide]

Being outdoors in Texas rn is actually miserable. Like if actually feels like I’m walking into a wall of hot, sticky air