Samantha Holland

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

I just don't get the joy of an advent calendar, like who the hell is satisfied with one chocolate a day? I'm not about to let some cardboard flaps tell me how to run my life

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Jackson Avery stop that, Maggie is your step sister 😷

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Yenno I'd totally trade lives with @bretteldredge 's dog

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Honestly don't think today could get any worse 😪

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Haven't even started at u of m yet and I already miss u of w 😪💔

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

@brinxox @_ashley0lsen No no please don't, I've been down that road 🙅🏻

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Upping my age limit to 40 on tinder was the most entertaining decision I've ever made. Selection is pure gold

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

It's gonna be great when I finally find someone who truly shares my love of being in bed by midnight on weekends 💕

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Holy balls, Shania is coming back!!! 😍😭😍😭

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

I gotta call into question the sanity of a rave girl's parents for letting them leave the house like that. Like my god..

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

22 in t-minus 22 minutes

[tyler demeule @tylerdemeule]

Give someone the world and struggle to get a text back. Story of my damn life 😪

[Norm Kelly @norm]

This man is believed to have put this 3 month-old puppy in a bag then a trash can. If you can identify him, please call @TorontoPolice.

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Met the love of my life at pet valu today

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

I miss U of W already.. like in what logical world does "R" mean Thursday? 🙄

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

I don't get people being excited for the first day of a new job, I literally can't sleep I'm so nervous 😪

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

#teamjosiah #bachelorettemonday 🌹👌🏼

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

@SteveStfler @brinxox

[Samantha Holland @samclaire22]

Pretty sure guys live in another dimension in which things take like four hours longer than they should 🙄