Sam I Am

Drinkin’ outta cups, bein’ a bitch (: just ur average Virgoian here

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Bong water all over the god damn carpet

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Just realized I kinda wanna start tweeting it up again.. call me tweety but hold all that bird shit

[tiller @brysontiller]

im gonna talk a whole lotta shit this year

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

4 years later and I’m everything I’ve imagined I’d be but more??? Forever proud of myself and the woman I am today :,)

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Nothing better than 5 girls smoking weed in a car -my mothers friend

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Sitting here thinking I’m grown with my own house and shit and then I kick some ice cubes under the fridge…

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

I’m so hungry I’ll actually shove a Crunchwrap supreme up my ass rn

[DDG @PontiacMadeDDG]

my cutoff game is immaculate, i’ll forget you alive fr lol

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Villains are made not born

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

“Sorry I can’t come over, I just totaled my moms car”

[Adam @adamgreattweet]

united states mcflurry machine

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not working for the people

[reactions @reactjpg]

jesus talking to hello kitty

[limp brittzkit @Brittymigs]

I need an upside down water bottle next to my bed like a hamster

[✰ tyler ✰ @phaithfuI]

“i’ll tell you later”

tell me now or ima throw up

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Little Debbie and her mom full sized Deborah

[𝓓𝓮𝓵𝓲𝓵𝓪𝓱 @xen4yo]

No Noise November. everyone shut up

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Always knew I was independent since I told my mom “she didn’t have to wait with me at the bus stop anymore” at 6 years old 😅

[Art Of Philosophy @Deep_philo]

Forgive your old self, you've changed.

[Sam I Am @samcollinsx_]

Thankful 4 being pretty <3

[Arby’s Provocateur @SamGrittner]

Open casket, cucumber slices over my eyes.