Sam Cottreau

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

when your only talent in life is Wii golf <

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

Probably one of my favorite parts of Christmas is seeing all the pictures of terrified kids with Santa

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

@whipitbrooks No more showing up to our 10am ballet classes hungover eh?? HAH

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

You can tell a lot about a person by how they talk to their mom

[Penn State IFC @PennStateIFC]

With the current devastation in Houston, we are pledging $0.15 for every RT this gets! Please forward this along to help out those in need!

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

@tsur7 RIP to our 1 week relationship :')❤️

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

witnessed my grandmother steal two whole handfuls of mints at the restaurant tonight and I've never felt so connected to family

[Em @EmilyBurbidge23]

I think the greatest things ever invented were iced coffees and non-cumulative exams

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

Claudia goes to restaurants and orders brussel sprouts. Don't trust Claudia.

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

when an adorable old man in Starbucks asks if you're doing homework and if he can help >

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

@lindsayjbond I 100% asked you that on day 1

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

@lindsayjbond seem pretty similar to me tbh

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

this year on Jenn & Claud's B-day Special they got kicked out of 2 bars, cried in a beer puddle on the floor & applied to McDonald's

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

pretty proud of @lindsayjbond and I for making it to 6 bars considering we took double that in shots #bunnyhop

[Sam Cottreau @samcottreau]

So stressed I can't sleep, so sleepy I can't deal with my stress