Stephen A. Spliff

presenting you with takes so hot they need another 30 seconds in the microwave

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

i love that feeling when your drinking water and you can literally feel it replenishing your soul

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

Hey Friends!
I’m shooting a film this October that takes on the question of the significance of dreams - and to produce it COVID safe, I have a Kickstarter!

Please donate to help bring dreams to life! Anything, literally anything helps!!! Much Love

https://t.co/ho7LZjLEHK

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

@Chargers Would love a home white as well ✨

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

@Chargers Jordan
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Powder Blues baby
🙏🙏🙏

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

Seize the time !
@Hardknocks_Gen @novickino @MeetDadPatel @DGFXLA @WanderGriffin @shrutesnladders @chollenback @laleelun @MacBullitt @griffin_jon

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

Seize the time !
@Hardknocks_Gen @novickino @MeetDadPatel @DGFXLA @WanderGriffin @shrutesnladders @chollenback @laleelun @MacBullitt @griffin_jon

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

My friends, hurry up

!
@Hardknocks_Gen @novickino @MeetDadPatel @ScriptsByJames @qualityessays03 @shrutesnladders @JaySArnold1 @MacBullitt @Marcus_R_Howell @griffin_jon

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

My friends, hurry up

!
@Hardknocks_Gen @novickino @MeetDadPatel @ScriptsByJames @qualityessays03 @shrutesnladders @JaySArnold1 @MacBullitt @Marcus_R_Howell @griffin_jon

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

ross sounds like david schwimmer doing a david schwimmer impression

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

i blame Carole Baskin for COVID-19

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

or wear any item of clothing saying cali

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

u know someone’s not from cali if they refer to cali as cali

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

@svdxkvt never. gets. old.

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

@hnshuman

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@hnshuman b there in 6 hours

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

as kids we bragged about staying up late.

as adults we complain about how we can’t sleep.

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

just had an existential crisis realizing that if i live at least 50 more years ill be alive in 2070 like what the fuck

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

“im not like other girls”
-girls who are like other girls

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

@caseystackles 👋👋👋

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

i wonder if in some parallel universe dudes are complaining about getting unsolicited booty pics

[Stephen A. Spliff @samdewdeck]

@ermanbaradi 👋✋🏻🙏✨