Samuel David Cason

Eagle Scout | EE | Business Analyst | Poker | Magic The Gathering

[Fat Lenny @FatLennyLJS]

White boy summer hasn't been the same since this nuke was dismantled

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

Moltisanti summer

[chatpile roan @chatpileroan]

a watched pot boils twice a day

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Sopranos Central @orange_peelbeef]

"password incorrect"
"password incorrect"
Me: add new password
"new password cannot be the same as the old password"
Me:

[Programmer Humor @PR0GRAMMERHUM0R]

leaveApproved

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Me and bro walking into the new minions movie on 50mg edibles

[poppa @popitforpoppa]

microdosing pto by dissociating at work

[Nate Matherson @NateMatherson]

If your WFH desk setup doesn't cost more than a used Honda Civic, you aren't serious about your pipeline.

My ergonomic chair is built from the salvaged suspension of a 2019 Tesla Model S.

My primary monitor is a converted IMAX screen I bought from a bankrupt theater in Oakland.

When I drag a cell in Google Sheets, I physically have to rotate my entire torso. I burn 400 active calories a day just searching for the Slack icon.

Stop complaining about back pain and optimize your environment.

[Anshit Gupta @AnshitGupta7x7]

@elonmusk I found json

[zayne (zeyu) zhang @zeyu1337]

PSA: when you wake up, reach for your phone immediately. Do NOT scroll Instagram reels. Send a good morning message. Not to your girlfriend, to Claude.

That way, you can start the clock for your 5 hour Claude Code usage limit while you freshen up and head to the office. At noon, the 5 hour window would have passed and the usage limit would reset. Then you can generate more shareholder value.

[kanav @kanavtwt]

Day 1 of vibecoding

[Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_]

me getting ready to say “nil-nil” instead of 0-0 when someone asks the score at the World Cup watch party

[Josh Johnson @secondfret]

Meta HQ right now.

[Arches back when pissing @necrobranson]

Trying to avoid eye contact with my wife this Saturday morning as she has a big exclamation point quest giver mark over her head

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Not one member of Metallica ever appeared on sesame street. Master of puppets my ass.