sam.kim

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

pro tip: leave your car messy af so nobody will want to break into it

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

remember threads

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

i was rockin my crocs then got a rock in my @Crocs

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🦾

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

@EddieVisual welcome to 30 gang

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

🐸 🚀🌙

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

as I get older I realized that 'i don't want no scrubs' is a double negative so making said statement infers that you actually do want scrubs

[PepeBoyz.eth 🐸 📈 @pepeboyzeth]

THEY TRIED TO FADE $PEPE. NOW THEY'RE GONA HAVE TO SEE FROGS IN EVERYoNE'S PFP'S TO REMIND THEM OF THEIR FAILURE.

PEPE BOYZ IS A COLLECTION OF 6969 PE(F)PE'S. FREE MINT IS ONLY AVAILaBLE TO $PEPE HOLDERS. https://t.co/CCj2W0OfZw

IT'S TIME TO PAINT TWITTER GReEN 🐸📈

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

americans should only be able to buy guns if their credit score is 851. there. problem solved.

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

getting high on 4/20 ... i see u elon

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Congrats @SpaceX team on an exciting test launch of Starship!

Learned a lot for next test launch in a few months.

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

@decentraland @GaianFootwear @phygicode @iamckbubbles 🚀🚀🚀

[Decentraland @decentraland]

Set that reminder for the #WearableWednesday Twitter Spaces ✨

This week the conversation will be focused on #MVFW23 NEO Designers with special guests from @GaianFootwear, @phygicode, @iamckbubbles and more!

⏰Wednesday, March 22 at 3pm UTC
https://t.co/ykmciX4ufD

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

@GaianFootwear @Forbes @decentraland LFG 📈🚀🌕

[GAIAN @GaianFootwear]

Thank you @Forbes ⚡️ we’re so excited to unveil our digital store in @decentraland - the greatest metaverse in the world! #MVFW23

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

why did I build a gaming PC when I could've just bought a Tesla smh @elonmusk

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

You can play Cyberpunk, Elden Ring and 1000s of other games in your *car* with an epic sound system!!

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

#Powerball numbers are 69 69 69 69 4 20

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

wine is just grown up juice

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

why does the biggest local sports retailer have to be called Dick's? ..it's making my search history look sus

[sam.kim @samdotkim]

I miss when the news was boring

[nutter butter @NutterButter]

N is for the way you nut at me