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Sexy Decoy @mauryshow

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Women face more shame for consensual sex than men do for non-consensual sex

[Fifty Shades of Whey @davenewworld_2]

While you're rationing your groceries and telling your kids you can't afford toys, don't forget that a handful of vampires are bleeding us dry

[More Perfect Union @MorePerfectUS]

These guys never mention how we had 90% taxes on the super rich and 3x the union membership — or how corporate profits have skyrocketed.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

“The ‘North-Paul Strategy’ … envisions taking control of America through bankruptcy, asserting that ‘God’s judgment, which is pro-revolution, will produce a cataclysmic collapse of the American political-economic system.’” https://t.co/tM1JARrWuJ

[leiaspacebuns @leiaspacebunss]

“Men don’t age better than women. They’re just allowed to age.” - Carrie Fisher

[Yondaime @iamjadebrieanne]

You shouldn't be able to lose this much money because you shouldn't be able to own this much money.

[Johnny Akzam @JohnnyAkzam]

“Most of your money is spent BLOCKING your own treatment.”

[Hunter📈🌈📊 @StatisticUrban]

He never missed

[Dave Troy @davetroy]

📄 NEW: "Elon Musk and DOGE are a meatspace problem, not an ideaspace problem. He needs to be physically restrained, and now." Stop Musk Now Or Face Certain Collapse — my latest for @WashSpec.
https://t.co/UY8f6RyIBu

[Walter M. Kimbrough @HipHopPrez]

There are more cases of measles than there are NCAA trans athletes.

You’d never know it listening to lawmakers.

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

Can a headline alone be eligible for a Pulitzer?

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

i do not like living in a world where everything is bad and continues to get worse and will never get better

[Bill Madden @maddenifico]

"When the rich rob the poor, it's called business. When the poor fights back, it's called violence."
— Mark Twain

[angry buni 🤬 @theangriestbuni]

Wakey wakey. Eggs and Bakey.

[Boze Herrington, Library Owl 😴🧙‍♀️ @SketchesbyBoze]

in retrospect, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords really might've been a better basis for a system of government.

[Shannon Watts @shannonrwatts]

I thought maybe the Trump/Vance camp was behaving as if they had no fucks left because they knew they were losing, but what if it’s actually because they know they can’t lose?

[Elie Mystal @ElieNYC]

Trump's "secret plan" with Mike Johnson to steal the election is more devious than you probably think. It's not just electing Trump via the House. It's decreasing the overall number of electoral votes until Trump wins a majority.

I explain in @thenation:
https://t.co/jlY4AmZNVZ