Chris Turnage

Lvl 34 / 802.11 Pro 📶 / 🌩️ & 👨‍🔬 / I'm just here for the entertainment value 👨‍💻

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Proof that birds aren't real.

[US Consumer Product Safety Commission @USCPSC]

birds are real

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Oh good, at least they asked one guy to move back a row so now we got 2 of 4 rows with assistance. Halfway there & flying on a prayer! 🙏

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

United is so crazy with their upgrade charges. 200 seat flight with everyone boarded and only one person in the 4 exit rows. Who's been asked to help in the event of an emergency? One person?

[TracketPacer @TracketPacer]

i love dns it always works great for me 👄✨

video was created by the luminary genius @citiesbydiana

[Matthew Cappucci @MatthewCappucci]

TSA might want RealID, but I have the realest ID.

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

This is really inspiring and powerful. I really need to complete this journey myself! So glad this guy was able to power through the adversity and continued on with it!

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

Lose 100 Pounds Win $250,000

I thought this was going to be a normal video but it ended up being one of the most emotional and powerful pieces I’ve content I’ve ever filmed.

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

@maxgeithe @benhylak Why needs to read text anymore? Reading takes away from the time you could be brainrotting on TikTok!

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

It's a good thing I can't read...too busy with my snacks over here

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Didn't realize Walmart was giving "gifts" (product samples) with some online orders. Just look at all of the yummy snacks they included!
(Dibs on the Tide Pods 🤤)

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

This is how it started just a few hours prior and then it gradually started creeping east!

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Flying out of Colorado Springs today and the weather is just something else coming off of the Peak! #COwx 🗻

[Thomas Knepshield @tknep3]

Lightning at Garden of the Gods on June 1, 2025 #COwx

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Me right now:

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Just found out I lost YEARS of @googlemaps location history...I actually use this tool fairly frequently to recount trips. Now I have the big sad. 😢

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

@septimus8 @_its_not_real_ Why do I hear laughing coming from the direction of the trucking and rail industries? 🤔

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

@FilmsDman714 @TheFakeVari @NWStornado @ryanhallyall He litterally just said Twitter/X/whatever. To most of us who have been on the platform for over a decade its been Twitter, so pardon if we use its dead name. 🤷‍♂️

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

@shenetworks Midnight deadline is the best imo 😂

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

@eevblog Security footage of real LV Hilton hackers:

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Don't even get me started on Gemini...why would Google start an entirely new Assistant app and abandon previous major task. Honestly they are selling the positives of iOS/Siri more and each day.

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Thanks Google! Searching "identify song" is exactly what I wanted to do...

[Chris Turnage @same_game_name]

Works perfectly on the old Assistant app, but apparently there is no way to set Assistant as the default assistant app for at least Samsung devices...